Courtney

Please scream inside your heart. Views are my own.

[Courtney @cbm0517]

caused a man to move a seat down to “give us some space” at a wine bar last night due to our animated yelling about the shohei ohtani deferred compensation situation

[Emily Smith @emily_smith15]

You’ve got fans at CBP @TarynNHatcher

[Billy Scafuri @BillyScafuri]

I made a sticker you can wear tomorrow.

[Courtney @cbm0517]

my hear me out cake is just 1994 Christian Slater in Interview with the Vampire

[austin @jesuissupreme]

In 2016, I destroyed my mental health by obsessively refreshing 538 and analyzing poll data and I am so excited to announce that 8 years later I am doing exactly that

[Emily Smith @emily_smith15]

You can vote early in PHL!!!!!!!

[Courtney @cbm0517]

Yeah same

[Emily Smith @emily_smith15]

Never a doubt btw

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I am going to be very normal this weekend. I am going to behave in expected and rational ways.

[Emily Smith @emily_smith15]

Never a doubt. (I wanted to throw up the entire game)

[Courtney @cbm0517]

anyway, here’s wonderwall

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Welcome back to Red October

#RingTheBell

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

took a baseball to the head, but still had time to shimmy.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Ranger Suárez

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

Only one man can save us

[Courtney @cbm0517]

They finally played Chappell Roan at CBP and, nearly immediately after, Stubbs got a hit… just saying 🤔 @Phillies

[Courtney @cbm0517]

If not the season then at least my mental health momentarily

[John Foley @2008Philz]

The swing that saves the Phillies season?

[Courtney @cbm0517]

@aaronterr1 “what the fuck is that” - @aaronterr1 I am dying

[Courtney @cbm0517]

This is one way to find out that ChatGPT won’t draw me a picture

[Courtney @cbm0517]

To be clear this is because I wanted to improve the Mariners mascot which is inexplicably a moose

[Courtney @cbm0517]

@emily_smith15 save us please Chappell Roan

[Courtney @cbm0517]

changing the narrative, “I’m so Julia” is now about julia louis-dreyfuss