señor rooster

used car tent sale enthusiast

[pj @pjayevans]

(Looking up from watching monkeys on reels) wait- sorry. How did she die

[Rookie @RookieHist0rian]

I needed this so bad and I don’t even like Harry Potter

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of the greatest monkey skaters in history.

[Shane B @strait_vibinn]

When the first sip of Modelo hits your lips

[it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KULUZEBSKl]

Steve Cooper’s taken the news well then

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

Me waiting for my mom to finish applying sunscreen so I can start digging a massive hole

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

NFL marketing department

[jake krantz @jakekrantz]

When your parents checked to make sure you were sleeping

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

How politicians expect Americans to act right now

[Ash (an female) ⚪️ @adult_mom]

spring is the perfect time for a frog to put on a little gentleman’s suit and play a banjo atop a wild mushroom imo

[۟ @noface3th]

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

[jackee @takeiteasyjack]

do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

if i say "be there in 5" and you believe me that's your fault

[Brailled: Fit Of The Week @BrailledFOTW]

Nah they got my boy Chuck Filet looking mad fly 😭🤦‍♀️🔥

[James @CaucasianJames]

being in a dua lipa photo dump could change my career

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

airdropping this to everyone else waiting in the emergency room

[🐜 @TweetByAnt]

Nah wtf 🤣

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

On this day 36 years ago, the #Raiders lost a home playoff game 27-20 to the Patriots and then Matt Millen did this to Patriots GM Patrick Sullivan