Mélanie Hope

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@mrrasmulan I've never owned an iPhone, and l recognized the two from my Android; even the icons are identical.

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@Kristinartz From the Bible:

Ruth
Esther
Timar
Abigail
Hannah
Sarah
Eden
Delilah
Tabitha

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@Lifeinvestmoney @AlienBugSpray Next time don't cook Chinese.

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@Lifeinvestmoney I can eat healthier for a week for about $10 total. Stop eating out.

5 Guys priced me out years ago.

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Seriously, @tacobell? $6 for this? (Pen for size reference).

It's not even 1/3 full.

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@SixtyNinersClub @FoxNews Epstein was (is?) a lifelong Democrat who got away with what he did because Clinton, Obama, Biden, the Royals, & the lapdog Press covered for him. Suddenly he's magically important to you NOW? Where the hell have you been all these decades? Spare us your sudden pearl clutching.

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@sweetlygi @FoxNews Have you ever even been in the same room with the definition of "racist?" Unless you've watched him and heard what he ACTUALLY believed IN CONTEXT, you're just another intellectually lazy, violent leftie whose entire world view is built on sound bites and lies.

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@LunaKatVT @FoxNews Mainly because not everyone buys the warped rantings of useful idiots who can't grasp the concept of context.

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@RightMsmagnolia @DavidJHarrisJr I watched the whole thing looking for the women and children. All I saw was an invading army of young men.

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Dear @UPS: the first picture is my porch, where all delivery companies and vendors have been instructed to leave packages - you'll notice it's at the end of my wheelchair ramp. The second is the random place in the weeds - not even within view of my house - UPS delivers.

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@Richie_Jackson Wow, he's admitting that it's a choice. How brave.

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@Meetendra8 @Matt_Pinner Crochet is a sport? Woohoo! I'm an athlete!

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@AntiLeftMemes I would gladly make sammiches for my husband BECAUSE I'm a "crazy" MAGA.

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@HablandoCnCarla That was easy. It's my last name.

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@Ore_Dear LOL, bear magically grows a dog's tail and ppl are still buying it.

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@Reagan4Mc @honeymoon250 You're not intelligent enough to figure out citizenship applications or IDs, and everyone else is the dumb ones? Mmmmkay...

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@honeymoon250 Yes.

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@CorpseFreedom @JamesMelville Cart and horse - they stopped parenting because the state has told them they don't need to, but will get paid for popping more kids out. Hence: baby mamas.

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@AmazonHelp DMs are not allowed.

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Dear @Amazon: in the tall grass on the side of the road nearly 1/4 mile away is ***NOT*** on my porch!

This is the third time, and I leave very specific instructions that add the ridiculous places they find each time.