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Maybe this is the year I understand Twitter

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@MikalWilliam ❗️❗️

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@MikalWilliam @JoshSnow78 @drewsiah anywhere that plays old Dinosaurs eps is immaculate ⭐️

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third: I will say more. During the set my mom innocently flirted with the man next to her and then was offended when he didn’t recognize her to which she responded “I’m on Facebook” and he said “oh Marti from Facebook? I’ve seen your status updates!”

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tonight I had the not-super-unique, but perhaps exclusive to Bay Area privilege of experiencing mildly racist Grateful Dead wanna-bes performing holiday-adjacent music. A 🧵

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second: a 60 year old man with white dread wig - need I say more?

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@glnchlochlo

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@MattNavarra wonder if this means scheduling promotions coming soon too 👀

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@emilygmonster domhnall and carell are too good for that writing

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Canada fux so hard with Halloween I love it 🍁

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@MikalWilliam ha got a burrito there this morn

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@glnchlochlo hope the 🔴 🔥 🌶️ were worth it

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@MikalWilliam for about a year mine was Enya. the gods are such jokesters

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I feel like every movie I see with Nicholas Cage I think wow this is really Nic at his best/worst. never just one. but both. simultaneously.

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is there anything better than singing both the high and low parts of Boyz II Men (alternating) after a glass of wine? on repeat? in the car? 98% sure there isn’t.

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@drewsiah just still full

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“He’s not a pimp, he’s an ally” - just a quote from a friend I don’t want to forget

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don’t care about your sriracha, where are all the hot cheetos 🐆🌶

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@MikalWilliam @drewsiah got some extra 🍻 if you wanna tailgate at our window

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@whatsylviaate @drewsiah literally this is heaven