Candice🌽

🤷🏻‍♀️ potatoes and Mac Miller

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

Do you have a soul mate? Somebody who challenges you, im talking about one who opens up things for you; touches your soul?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(630): i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(630): when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(214): Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.

[𝘳ꫀꫀ𝘴ꫀ 𓅓 @modern_pimp]

Distance yourself for a bit, you'll realize a lot.

[B r a n d @pissaround]

im 100% officially at that age where i hate loud and unnecessary noise

[BigSmokey🐻 @Jefferey7]

Kinda wanna go pack up my shit and go camp tonight

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

I’m on this diet called too tired to make food and too poor to get take out

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

I hate when I have a dream about an ex, like why? Why you gotta pop up like that

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

"what if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?" what if the 16 year old girl you denying abortion grows up and cures cancer? But now she can't afford to go to get an education. Instead she has to take care of a baby?? What about her??? An actual living human???????

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

November. Rick and Morty is returning in November.
#WarnerMediaUpfront @adultswim

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Of those 25 men who voted to ban abortion in Alabama, I’d like to know how many of them have ever been pregnant. Or have gotten pregnant as a result of rape. I’d like to know how many of those men know exactly what it is like to be a woman. The answer is zero.

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

Ah so much fun to be in the stands tonight for this grand slam #GoBeavs

[Oregon State Baseball @BeaverBaseball]

Yeah, we're gonna file this under absolutely one of the longest home runs you'll ever see.

Excuse us, we mean GRAND SLAM.

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

@emilyyohhh Hey hi I love you

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

Being 23 means having 2 grand in credit card debt and working 2 jobs to barely get by right? Just me??

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(303): shit... I double booked my fuck buddies

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

Got me thinking about MySpace too, damn that was 10 years ago 😂

[Candice🌽 @cccandiceee]

It’s weird to think I had a Twitter in 2012 like wtf it’s already been 7 years? I feel old

[Salad @saraheba1]

that one person that’ll always have a special place in your heart yet fucked you up the most