Small Balls

pay the troll toll for the boy soul

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@KyleClark You would lose against a Shih Tzu

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@hasanthehun Can you read properly though?

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

Just remembered the world sauna championship. Was one of the most interesting things I've read about

It used to be hosted in Finland every year until the incident in 2010. Rules were that it started at 110°C (230F). Then 1 litre of water was poured onto the stove every 2 minutes

The last person to walk out under their own power won

In 2010, both finalists had to be dragged out

The russian finalist died, burned all over, and the reigning Finnish champ went into a coma and woke up 6 weeks later with 70% of his skin burned, kidney failure and his airways completely roasted

One peculiar thing about it was there were no prizes. Only in one particular year did the winner get 1 small prize, some special heat resistant speakers that could be used in a sauna

But despite this, participants went to the edge of death every year and would do insane stuff like grow their hair out long specifically to cover their ears so it didn't get burned by the boiling water vapor

It was interesting to me because it's another piece of evidence that as soon as you create a ruleset... no matter how ridiculous it is, no matter how small the group of participants, no matter the extremely chance of death, and no matter a total lack of prizes. There will always be men willing to compete to the point of actually killing themselves

The male brain enters a kind of hypnotic trance where it will completely convince itself of the worthwhileness of the task, so long as it begins to venture seriously down the path of a competitive interest

It's kind of like a hijacking of the programming evolutionary mind, where no incentive makes sense but it happens anyway. You can find a million examples of this for every male interest on the planet. Just the simple act starting down a path confers it meaning to the person, and the more they are surrounded by other men who care about the same thing, the more they learn and compete, the more entranced by it they are, until their identity is fully subsumed by it and stuff like these sauna deaths happen

Seeing lots of things like this taught me to be very careful when I start down the path of any competitive interest or business, because getting hypnotized by what you are doing is essentially guaranteed. So it's good to assume it'll happen and be totally sure the outcome is worth your potential self-destruction

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

He has spoke it into existence. It is so true he needs no evidence,

[Michael Bennet @SenatorBennet]

It’s been five days since election denier Tina Peters walked out of prison and went right back to spreading lies about Colorado’s gold-standard election system.

Her release doesn't make those lies any more true.

Colorado's elections are secure, and conspiracy theories won't change that.

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@Aboriginalameri Dat nigga guilty.

[YSL 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @kodakszzn]

Nothing comes close 😭😭😭

[Swag Jockey Fern @GrantMa25066011]

The guy on the left wants to rape me normally, while the guy on the right wants to rape me in a “not gay way”.

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@MrBlackmf Stay of out of Asian businesses?

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@JUSTcatmeme Aren’t all his sons retards?

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@ZeekArkham Hell yea brother.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

BREAKING: Benny Johnson ARRESTED for breaking into Graham Platner’s house after hearing that Platner would sodomize any male home intruder

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@TheRealJChubby You didn’t mention Biden?

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@JeffcoColorado Dont y’all have a major pedo problem in jeffco?

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@grahamformaine HH brother.

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@PhilForColorado Worst ag ever.

[Small Balls @ccfrendo]

@ANTHONYBLOGAN Good boy.