Mr. Chris

what do you do when you live in a simulated shoe

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

I just seen a guy tre flip in cowboy boots downtown revelstoke

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

Maybe I have too many jackets.
Then again, maybe I don't have enough

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

Stay up the whole day when coming off night shift or risk the nap and try not to sleep in

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

Cranky because no carbs or 18 days straight at work?

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

Today it took quite a bit of caffeine to get me going but I think I'm good to go now

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

And I forgot my switch

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

23 day shift starts tomorrow with some nights in the mix. Oh boy

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

"Don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife"

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

These types of comics some days

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

The nicer it is outside the shorter my workouts get in the gym

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

This new jack Harlow is exactly what he needed to put out if you ask me

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

Kodak black is a modern day Sinatra

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

We gotta stop acting like love Sosa isnt the best hiphop song created

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

It's like the more I listen to action bronson the better it gets

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

@BigPapaRebound First the bed tweet now this one. Does she have twitter or what

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

The only thing not part of the simulation is that these bitches love Sosa

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

@BigPapaRebound Not what I like to hear about the movie I had planned to watch this days off

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

@PSimms0035 Shit bro

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

A real nice simulation

[Mr. Chris @cchrismacleod]

I might say white rock is my favourite place I've been in Canada