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[c @cchxpo]

"Why are you so quiet?" Is considered normal but "Why do you talk so much?" is considered rude.

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

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[𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 @liamASAP]

A Snake got inside a woman while she was sleeping in the countryside.

[𐕣🧛🏾 @doyenmxn]

I know a guy that’ll risk 10 WCs

[Young King Favour 2 @YoungKingFavou]

"And thundered in for Spain, by Ferran Torres!!! at last, at long long last!!" Nothing sweet me pass that second frame ,Football won 😅, hated Argentina from day one of the world cup,FIFA and Messi carried them but it paid off in the final ♥️,after being totally outclassed .

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

“I thought your mum said you travelled abroad, so this is what you’ve been doing?”

ma’am, please just hand over your bag or else I’m going to sh00t

[Just A Chill Guy @goldotu01]

Imagine winning a relay from Lane 8.
Big ups to Australia
Congratulations to Nigeria 🇳🇬 as well.
Let’s go for more…!!!

[Marvel Baby🌸🥂 @MarvelChidi]

Jeriq and Aguerobanks in iyooo cartel pop up in Abuja.

[The Kingpin 💀 @mezie_kingpin]

What does it really take to attain this type of uncommon wealth? 🥺

[1Black keed☻ @saint_maurice57]

I want my money to be ENDLESS like subway surf.😭🙏🏿

[🧑🏽‍🍳 @ZinnyCooks]

what are you starting to dislike more as you get older?

[DD of Lagos @DDoflagos]

Me after I accidentally click the Ad

[Unstoppable Dj Cyber 🎧 @DjcyberMedia]

Asake wan try collect song from BNXN hand, 😊 BNXN said hold uppp🤚 Na me get the song. 😁 Me I sha like the way both of them hold each other neck lyrically.
Omo that BNXN second verse is hard! 🥶

[timi. 🦥 @algo8timi]

I think their should just be one name for a particular person, like if you want to give the exact same name as someone they should be something like username already taken, because I hate someone calling my name then ending up not to be me.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

A healthy relationship will test you more than a toxic one.

Because it won’t let you run. It holds up a mirror and says: Show up. Communicate. Grow. That’s why real love scares people more than chaos ever could.

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

The plan is to get rich, go private, then let my wife flex me in her vlogs.

[Casmir @wydcasmir]

🚨Chelsea's head coach Xabi Alonso disclosed in a press conference after today’s pre-season game against Tottenham that Enzo Fernández has informed Chelsea’s board that he would like to leave the club.

Reporter 🎤: “Hello Xabi, what’s the latest update on the future of Enzo Fernández? Is he staying or leaving?”

Xabi Alonso 🗣️: “Enzo Fernández is a wonderful player that every coach would love to have in their team. He’s full of talent, but unfortunately, I spoke with him and he told me he would like to leave and explore a move elsewhere. He has also spoken to the board about his decision. I’m sure that before the transfer window ends, we’re going to find a solution regarding his future. I wish him all the best.”

[dfw_febe @dfw_febe]

Holly Madison opening up about what life was actually like with Hugh Hefner is so eye opening. Describing their routine as a "weird scene" where everyone just tried to "get it done as fast as possible," she revealed that once The Girls Next Door became a hit, those mandatory nights completely stopped. She explained that Hefner was so "high off the show" and got such an "ego boost" from the newfound attention that he no longer felt the need to have "compulsive sex nights to make myself feel wanted and relevant." It’s wild hearing her recall how relieved all the women were when filming took over, instantly realizing, "okay, we’re not going out anymore, so nobody’s gonna initiate."