ccommack

If it rolls, flies, or floats, I talk about it @ @SicTransitPHL. Everything else, I try to keep here. TERFs will be aggressively misgendered.

[ccommack @ccommack]

@dr_i_rohl ...nobody who *counted*.

[ccommack @ccommack]

Someone needs to print this one out and frame it, but the question is who

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

@JoyceCarolOates dang joyce carol oates really comin out swinging for the side of love on this one

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Twitter doesn’t need 7,500 employees all it needs is 150 H1B workers who are willing to code in goblin mode

[Georgia DNR Wildlife @GeorgiaWild]

Bruh. Did y'all know bears DON'T HAVE collarbones and can fit through your DOGGY DOOR?

Because I didn't.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Brand Safety (joking with fascist account abt employee you just fired edition)

[. @swordsjew]

still thinking about this

[All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris]

“People do actually care about American democracy,” says @chrislhayes on lessons from Tuesday.

“The united, popular front of pro-democracy voters across the political spectrum is a majority coalition. And that majority coalition stood up to Republican extremism.”

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Heterosexuals openly admit they have to groom children to perpetuate their lifestyle

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. Going forward, anyone programming recreations of me in the holosuites without authorization will be sent to ore processing.

[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

With Twitter's change in ownership last week, I'm probably in the clear to talk about the most unethical thing I was asked to build while working at Twitter.

🧵

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

There's a case in Texas that could make it a crime to do basic journalism. And no one is talking about it.

It concerns a reporter who was jailed after critically covering the cops, and a federal court that still isn't sure if that was illegal. A thread.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Let's review. Musk went on a bender and offered to buy Twitter at a price based on a weed meme. Then he agreed to a binding agreement to purchase it. Apparently he didn't fully grasp how binding it was. Then he tried to get out of the deal. Twitter sued to force him to ...

[Azi™️ @Azi]

Some Republicans in PA and elsewhere resurfaced a 6-year-old Fetterman ad, apparently not knowing it was an homage to a famous Coke ad from the 70s featuring "Mean" Joe Greene of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Here they are, side-by-side.
Fetterman's is 90 seconds, Greene's is 30.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old rainbow fentanyl factory. So when Elon Musk promised everyone they could post Nazi slogans on Twitter, they finally had something to celebrate. But then the advertiser boycott began.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Oprah endorses John Fetterman

[kaceytron @kaceytron]

Elon Musk has had more gender affirming surgeries than most trans people.

I’m not trying to upset the fanboys, just simply exercising my freedom of speech. So glad that I can state my opinions without having to worry about triggered snowflakes.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

On hot mic audio he didn't realize was being recorded, Brian Kemp signaled his willingness to bring up a contraception ban in Georgia https://t.co/WyWRuBSMDO