caroline 🦋

“I don’t know shit about fuck” - Ruth Langmore

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

yo somebody needs to call the police because the way my butt looks in these jeans is highly illegal

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

@KTLA a SUCIDE

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

last night i dreamt @BarryKeoghan and I were trying on sweatsuits together at @LouisVuitton , so you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up and that was not my real life 💔

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

@KTLA I love when the news calls it an “atmospheric river”. you mean rain bro?

[Dan @DGinge11]

@lids @LidsAssist I ordered a custom Giants jersey as a memorial gift for a friend that passed away. The jersey was for one of his best friends and is fellow Giants fan. You sent me a Giants jersey with the Bills name. How can we quickly resolve? This is an extreme inconvenience.

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but being sober is super cool. Making it your entire personality, however, is cringey af.

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

wish i had $1000 to drop on a taylor swift ticket but unfortunately that’s fucking ridiculous and i love taylor swift but no concert ticket is worth that much money

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

@emgracedawg so true queen

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

@mattxiv I think he wants to fuck you

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

@VictoriaParis it’s gay adjacent

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

every man i know is acting like a hoe right now. SLUTS. ALL OF YOU.

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

nobody:
my brain: remember that one time 5 years ago when you sent someone a song and they absolutely hated it? wow that was so embarrassing.

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

if you’re not fucking obsessed with me
why are you even talking to me

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

one thing about me is that i am not afraid for people to know i’ve opened their message and chose to ignore it

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

i’m just a frog on a log and i deserve to be treated as such

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

if i need to cook dinner, do classwork, work out AND dilly dally? how am i supposed to do all that in 4 hours?

[caroline 🦋 @ccovaaa]

there are not enough hours in the night after i get off work for me to dilly dally the way i want to dilly dally