Casey 🐢

Vet tech by day, crochet artist by night. 🐶🧶 I appreciate cheese, puns, & good books

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

Seven years ago today I met this man. This past weekend we climbed a mountain together. I hope the adventures together never end! ❤️ @neodymium03

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[maybe: diane 𐚁₊⊹ @dianelyssa]

i love that german guy who loves waffle house and taco bell and chattanooga, can we keep him

[krista @kristabellerina]

Reasons we drink coffee before leaving the house:

1. People
2. Traffic (because people)

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Going to Applebee’s

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

Scout 1: I could auto-fire off a burp at any moment right now
Scout 2: please don’t

This is going to be a great field trip 🤣

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

My first horror movie was 28 Days Later

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

Everybody’s first horror movie was Scream or Halloween. Prove me wrong!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

@neodymium03 Lot of places to still go, and plenty I want to go back to!

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

If we get married and you murder me, please be smart about it so you don’t embarrass me by becoming a Dateline episode. Get the life insurance more than a week in advance, and do not talk to the cops

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

@neodymium03 @JeanGen09181213 They may also refer you to an animal shelter, depending on your local government laws. 🙂

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

@neodymium03 @JeanGen09181213 If you have a good relationship with your vet, calling to explain the situation and asking if someone is able to foster is an option (trust me, vet staff are all suckers for a “foster” kitty), or they can put a flyer up in their office for their clients.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

Mr. Beetle Biscuit sure is adorable when he’s being naughty and climbing on the countertops

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

Coffee and ibuprofen, the breakfast of champions

[shree🪄 @Goldensky0]

If you don't like to read, you haven't found the right book

[Casey 🐢 @ccurrin93]

Thanos

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

name one villain that lowkey had a point