dc

king of wishful thinking

[token of spite @a_fake_rolex_]

let this hiring manager know that I was running late for an interview and he told me at this point we’re not moving forward with you

[dc @ccxurt]

Ok time to go home I’m tired of being here

[SoCal Cynic @PatrioticPerv]

This sounds like a grindr bio

[Donaldd @Losblancosyoo]

On my way to receive my salary after a month of scrolling twitter at work

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

Ahh fresh new negro babble hot off the press

[Z🎃E @Zo_bo_fo_sho]

He had bladder cancer. I think it’s good he’s not ashamed. We all have bodies people.

[siah 💋♎️ @extraathique]

All her niggas love her. I’ll give her that!

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

When someone opens up to me and they think it’s my turn:

[jack @jackhw_]

automatic air fresheners

[jalon @jalonaz]

doesn’t introduce himself, doesn’t ask her name, no interest in her at all aside from her looks, stumbles over his words & calls her a bitch when she says no. wtf did he expect

[:) @Hajarahaj]

And then you die - and all you’ve done is work

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

#blackconversations

[julia @glitterjuj]

we as a society need to be more embarrassed about admitting things like this

[dc @ccxurt]

It should be illegal to use AI generated photos in real estate listings, why am I looking at a no name stove

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

risking an innocent man's job over this is actually insane

[D @MoonlitStep]

😭😭😭😭

[creme @cakeshop]

it's hard being young and funny at work cuz why does a mother with 2 young kids hate me for no reason

[dc @ccxurt]

Had hummus for the actual first time today and I’m obsessed

[Morgan Bagg @MorganBagg]

Why what happened

[Love Island Crave @luvislandcrave]

7 years ago today, Maura Higgins overheard Tom Walker say it would be “interesting to see if she’s all mouth or not” before their Hideaway date and absolutely lost it.