Chelsi.

inevitably tired/ photographer/momma/doula

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

My MIL did all of my laundry while I had 15 sessions today. I was touched. Until putting it away the gasp I gusped

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

I think the fact that my urine is neon green and I could clean my house and every single house on this block like I’m on speed indicates that healthies is not in fact healthy but it do be keeping me alive

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

Join me in roasting my dad

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

@kgerbers4 Spray keyboard cleaner on it if you want it warmer. I know from experience. 🥹🫣

[@[email protected] @AutSciPerson]

It's pretty sad to me that I'm 99% sure most autistic people have had thoughts of "I wish I could just be normal and not be so difficult" based on other people's expectations, esp. in childhood.

Like that's not up for negotiation, that's just the default experience for us.

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

@Kara_Gabrielle No one ever talks about how dressing reselling and toting for siblings is a full time job lol

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

I just came here to say I ate all the exotic vegetables and avoided all meds when I was pregnant and I’m pretty sure I’m 3/3 on neuro spicy kids so literally just eat Taco Bell. Either way we’re all environmentally fucked.

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

Booked flying out our Florida photographer to glacier national and that makes it so real 🫣🤓

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

If, like me, you find yourself pivoting in place like a Roomba when you’re trying to do tasks—

“First I need to take out the trash—
no, first let’s take that to the sink—
wait, I gotta go get something upstairs first—”

Then you should count your HD’s.
There might be 80 of em.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

If I ever go missing and y’all put my weight on the missing poster I’m not coming back

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

A mom on our field trip approached me and told me one day her kids were screaming in target and I came up to her and told her not to sweat it my kids do that too and she felt comforted. I don’t remember that but she does 🥹🥹🥹

[N-Yen💸 @NiaUpenda]

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic lmfao

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

3/4 through the state academy and I’m finally use to Blake’s bald ass caillou head

[avery @bigsiha]

told my therapist that i’ve lost a few friends since i started setting firm personal boundaries and she said,”it’s amazing how many people no longer find you useful when you’re harder to control” !!!!!!!!!!

[nina @ninagrewrites]

‘sorry I’m so quiet’, ‘sorry I talk too much’, ‘sorry for crying’, ‘sorry I get loud when I’m excited’ huh?? why are you apologising for who you are and how you function? whoever led you to apologise for existing this way, they didn’t deserve to experience a single second of you.

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

TYSM have a good day.

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

@KailLowry Photog here. Your best bet is the first five minutes is your money shots before all your toddlers shit out on you. Once they realize they can run away, it’s done 😂

[Chelsi. @cdaley11]

On our way to swim my son was screaming he had to poop, and I said please wait. He screamed back IM TRYING BUT MY BUTT ISNT LETTING ME. Boys are the funniest