Chris Dauphin

🌐Communications Director
🎹 Musician
👨‍👧Father
👤Human (sorry ChatGPT)
🎙️Amateur podcaster @DauphinPod
Opinions are my own.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

I think @NutellaUSA just got their new commercial from @NASA! #ArtemisII #Nutella

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

Hey @RyanSeacrest, Lucas Leon is from Gallatin, TN, but do you remember another @AmericanIdol contestant from Gallatin? Kimberly Locke, Season 2.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

My brother grabbed a shot from Philly of the Falcon 9 launch tonight, and we thought it looked familiar 🤔 @elonmusk did you engineer your plumes to look like the @StarTrek logo? 🖖

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

C'mon @AmericanIdol producers, how do you air @lukebryan not being able to find any notable people from Gallatin, TN when Kimberly Locke, who was a 3rd place finalist in season 2 on your show, was from Gallatin? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@StateAffairsTN 230,000 people or customers/addresses?

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@OmarKelly And the Dolphins are the only franchise down here who can't seem to figure it out. Maybe this time it'll be different 🙏🏼

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@randystamps @CFBPlayoff @oregonfootball 🤫

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@Cam3ronSparks Pretty sad when we really don't have enough historically great players/coaches to complete a Dolphins Rushmore.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

👀 caption this photo #dolphins #bills #tyreek

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@BrandonRLiguori Should read: throw it to me if you can

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@DonShulaCorleon Sometimes he looks like a backup, not a 5-year vet.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

I think my relationship with the duo lingo owl is turning toxic 🤣

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

It's hard to believe we have to sit through another season of this, we've seen enough. #dolphins

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

Ya it was underthrown, but it looks like the ball still traveled about 55 yards in the air, which, honestly, is probably Tua's limit. I'm just glad it wasn't intercepted 🤣

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

.@Tua finds @cheetah downfield for 47 yards! 🐆

📺: @NFLonCBS & @paramountplus

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@TaylorLewan77 The worst are the people behind you that stand up and walk forward before their turn.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

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[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

Your biggest fan is a stranger.
Your biggest hater is someone you know.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

Bummer.

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@DolphinsTalk Dolphins gonna Dolphins. Still same old Dolphins today 🤷🏼

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

@OmarKelly I've been saying I'm out at the end of every Dolphins season for like 40 years 😂 We should all know how he feels!

[Chris Dauphin @cdauphin]

Lately #ChatGPT seems like it has ADHD. When I attempt to fine tune, it begins to ignore previous instructions.