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Gen X is here to fix the shit that we didn’t fuck up.

Don’t like how we do it?

Guess you should have fucking raised us. Letting us raise ourselves made us see bullshit clearly.

If you are younger than us, guess your parents raised a pussy.

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@MPstormday @mrscottiem @kevinolearytv Our kids aren't even allowed to use the bathroom in schools. Yes, we are full of human rights violations in this country.

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@kevinolearytv You’re accusing me of being Chinese? Fuck you dude! Get the fuck out of my state you fucking pig!

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@krassenstein Can’t wait until one of y’all get sick and they offer suicide to you instead of actual medical care. 🤣 “No corruption here”, just no medical care, but they’ll kill you so you don’t suffer!

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@tonyapproves @MedienfuzziShow You could just go to YouTube and catch up on the whole series and find out that this woman and her husband are a menace to society and everyone’s just waiting for them to die.

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@GavinNewsom Hey, aren’t you the asshole trying to steal all the land in Palisades for your little pet project?

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@GuntherEagleman This honestly deserves death sentences. Screaming Allahu Akbar in the streets of New York is a death threat.

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@GavinNewsom You’re trying to take all of the property in Los Angeles that burned down, who the fuck do you think you are?

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@phurstclass @GavinNewsom Like Newsom burning down California!

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@GavinNewsom You’ve destroyed California. I don’t know how you think you are any better.

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@NICKIMINAJ Get it Nicki!

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@OGTaylorB @RobertMSterling @atrupar Ok nerd

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@EarthOne_13 @tbone83allen @JetSetGent @RDog861 @BillMelugin_ @nicksortor I promise you are wrong.

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Statement from Hilton on a recent video

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@EarthOne_13 @tbone83allen @JetSetGent @RDog861 @BillMelugin_ @nicksortor I promise, I’m right.

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@EarthOne_13 @Swarovski_Hats @JetSetGent @RDog861 @BillMelugin_ @nicksortor “Hilton responded Tuesday by saying it had removed the hotel from its system and was reinforcing standards across its franchise network.”

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@John_wintersIV @SomaliainSerbia We agree to start a study to figure out why their heads are shaped like lightbulbs.

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@HotSauceAndNash @klara_sjo @MomsPostingLs We would like to advise you of the danger in your suggestion that this is actually retreading tires, don’t do this.

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@this_is_peebs @SomaliainSerbia We assert that Somalian fraud is bad for America.

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@GovTimWalz You should be tried for treason you sick fuck.

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@YossiNetanyahu @jeanrosemary @PresbyPilgrim @KenShepherd Don’t forget, 110 cornets were close at hand.