Carlos 🧪

👨🏻‍🔬🎮🇲🇽🇺🇸

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[NFL @NFL]

Falcons, WR Drake London agree to 4-year, $141M extension with $100M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet + @AdamSchefter)

[Trig @Kharlerh]

“without any players included”

[Greg @gregcameback]

Both used their 1st Amendment right. You just hate black people

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist @celestialbe1ng]

The mogging by the judge was actually the harshest sentence they could come up with. Well played.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

2 Democratic States have redrawn, both with a mandate from the people.

5 Republicans States (soon to be 6) have redrawn without a single person getting a vote.

Both sides are not the same.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

1.5 million Californians just signed a petition to tax the state's 200 billionaires 5%.. one time.. to fund hospitals, schools and food programs..

they needed 875,000 signatures.. they got nearly double..

and California's own governor is fighting against it..

the billionaires live in the same state where hospitals are closing and people can't afford groceries.. and the one person who's supposed to represent the people just told the New York Times he's fighting to protect them..

1.5 million signatures and it still might not matter.. because the people who write the checks aren't the ones who sign the petitions

[Fantasy Life @MBFantasyLife]

Panthers WR room:
Tetairoa McMillan - 6’5
Chris Brazzell - 6’5
Jalen Coker - 6’3
Xavier Legette - 6’3

Bryce Young (5’9) in the huddle:

[Greg Sheffield @Kcchiefs58dt]

Remember when some of you actually believed other countries were paying tariffs 🤣😂🤣

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump is reportedly negotiating a deal which would stop Iran from producing a nuclear weapon in exchange for $20 Billion in Iranian assets being unfrozen.

Note that The Iranian Nuclear agreement (JCPOA) that Obama signed, that Trump tore up, did the same thing. It halted their Uranium enrichment while turning over frozen assets.

In other words Trump Tore up the agreement, spent $55 Billion on a war, got hundreds of Americans injured, killed 150+ kids and exploded oil prices to try and negotiate the same basic deal that Obama did.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Harry Kane: “I'm sure Real Madrid are angry about the red card, but they got many things go their way over the years, so...”.

@welt 🎥

[Black Joshi @TheBigBlackJosh]

You people are just incels with vaginas fr

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

Haramball derby ⏳️⏳️⏳️

[Carlos 🧪 @cdchemist]

@HarpiVert_ It would send Real Madrid to panic mode. A local rival winning it + their biggest rival winning titles in Spain.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

WE.

REACHED.

A.

FUCKING.

AGREEMENT.

WITH.

THEM.

IN.

2015.

THAT.

IMPOSED.

STRICT.

LIMITS.

ON.

URANIUM.

ENRICHMENT.

UNTIL.

2040.

It was called the JCPOA.

And Trump TORE IT UP IN 2018 out of spite for @BarackObama

8 years later, here we are.

Total. Disaster.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

No one realizes how easy it is to eat 2000 calories in one sitting.

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

New season, nothing changes.