Caitlin Dempsey

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

can everyone stop getting engaged I’m getting scared

[Hail Seitan Ⓥ🇵🇸 @tofuafficionado]

you can sure milk a non-issue though

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me what a deductible is

[sarah @mrsboourns]

Need the Fordham Jesuits to pull up to MSG to show those Spurs nuns who really has God on their side

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[velvetꕤ @issuesaffect]

What stops him from showing up at Coachella like this

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Michael B. Jordan, and the B is for Best Actor. #Oscars

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why would I watch the State of the Union?
I already know the state of the union. It’s not fucking good.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

every time i hear amanda seyfried sing thank you for the music i’m like no thank YOU

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Doing an Irish hello (not saying hello to anyone)

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the week between Christmas and New Years Day

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

as a man you’re already kinda on extremely thin ice with me

[maddie ✧.* @merylsglasses]

especially when this wasn’t scripted

[belle @sadieesgf]

happy 4th anniversary to 'you dropped my fucking hand'

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Notice how none of us broke into a federal building and rubbed shit on the walls, either

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is September 21st.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Just when the world needs her most