Christopher Devlin

the following is produced with the express written consent of my mother and father | he/him

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

there must be something truly insane in the missing epstein files

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

All at once, Trump is:

-Threatening to take over Greenland
-Threatening to strike Iran
-Wielding apparent control over Venezuela
-Threatening the invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy troops in Minneapolis

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

@ShaunMorash giants have to be better next year if for no other reason than getting vilma off every single game they play

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

@NFL imagine what they’d say if this was jaxson dart

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

@AGrossNewsday defensemen forgot to show up tn

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Next stop: June banner

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

Completely indistinguishable from parody

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

how is it possible to hear the same seven songs every time in an 8 hour playlist on spotify

[Warren @swd2]

He was convicted of creating a phony charity for the disabled and using the funds for his own personal slush fund. That’s what they’re celebrating.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

No kings.

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

Does anyone know for sure that Scott Bessent isn't Jeb Bush?

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Apparently not wanting Trump to be a King makes you the farthest left radical now. Millions of patriotic Americans have already done this twice. Scott Bessent is a disgrace.

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

“i haven’t heard the name in so long”

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Trump says he'll "speak to the DOJ" about pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell.

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

if you’re like 22 and don’t know who philip seymour hoffman is just keep that shit to yourself

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

@mikemayer22 yes indeed

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

The tylenol legal team thinking about the defamation suit

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Trump claims Cuba “has virtually no autism” because they “don’t have Tylenol.”

Reality: Dictatorships don’t have good health data. Autism exists everywhere - authoritarian regimes just don’t track it. F*CK Donald Trump and his lies.

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

an revolution

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is what an revolution looks like!

We are Charlie Kirk! 🇺🇸

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

"As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is that he openly rejects the basic moral teachings of Jesus"

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

the irony of everyone talking about his hands being blue is that we probably wouldn’t notice it if he didn’t insist on making his face orange

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

When you've been smoking that shit all day and your girl still makes you go out

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

me at fourteen for some reason

[Christopher Devlin @CDevlinJr]

Anyone else on the “cordial train” on the A this morning?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Shaggy has backed off his claim that it wasn’t him