Chris Ferry

Full Time Geek.

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@deesix If you get another please keep me in mind.

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@julian_dunn @pagerduty Congrats Julian! Getting woken up by PD will be oh so much more pleasant now!

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@LGAairport how don’t you have backup power? Stuck in #clt due to your lack of power #lgafail

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@Uber how does a billion dollar company not have a support # or live chat for rider issues? I’m pretty sure you can afford it. Your support site is not effective or efficient in processing urgent requests. #supportfail #wherearethehumans

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

Hey @Docker any reason why https://t.co/b47eMWGzXh registry is throwing 503s? #serviceunavailable

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@Chewy Just an FYI LaserShip is the worst. I know from experience. Please switch back to Fedex. LaserShip already lost our delivery.

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@TMobile wow! First time trying to use Jump On Demand and there is no way to upgrade without human intervention. #fixthis #fail

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@yelp how do I contact support directly? You’re website doesn’t have good info. I have an issue that needs addressing

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I'm going to be honest - so far I'm not very impressed with Donald Trump.

[SNS @LordCope]

If you're starting to look into Kubernetes, this is a super set of resources from @dave_strebel Highly recommended: https://t.co/6fMP4wh4SC

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@Ryanair can you please fix your beer selection? Only Offering Heineken is an insult. I hear @GuinnessIreland is pretty good.

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@MTA this signage sucks. It doesn't say the G is not running on the weekend. Super confusing. Thanks!

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@united So much for flying the friendly skies. Your security employees should be arrested for assault. #boycottunitedairlines #fail

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@StubHub considering what congress just passed can you stop blocking privateinternetaccess VPN. #broadbandprivacy

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@bryanwoods your bodily functions were out of control! Who poops more than once a day? #regular #needmorefiber

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

Oh man @awscloud your transit VPC solution is the worst. Why doesn't VPC peering handle this out of the box? #vpc #avoidcloudformation

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@github seems webhook delivery details aren't loading. Please take a look. @githubstatus

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@FromYouFlowers just got word the gf did not receive her flowers today. Thanks for making Valentine's Day special. #onejob #fail

[Chris Ferry @cdferry]

@SamsungSupport ugh. That should not be the case. Still have yet to receive email regarding my support case #fail