Wait isn't Kawhi's whole contract with the Clippers "no show" or am I missing something? Sorry I'm a casual fan who only watches during the playoffs, haven't seen Kawhi around much. #Kawhi#Clippers
The taco bell app worked when I ordered the Taco Lovers pass and now I can't order my fucking taco. I'm straight up hangry now. #tacobell#bunchofbullshit
Are you not going? That's what's happening with us. Traveling really stops you up. I mean my stomach is like a bunch of rolled up socks in there. All in line, trying to get out like a traffic jam. #BarbAndStarGoToVistaDelMar
Devin White had a day....deserved MVP. Remember when the Seahawks won the Superbowl and Russel Wilson didn't win MVP? He had more yards in that game than Brady today. #NFLisRigged#SuperBowl#TomBradyCanSuckMenards
I watched Palm Springs for the 721st time today, after Hulu plays Shrill for me. Um this show is great. Aidy Bryant is awesome. More people need to do their thing like she does. #Congrats#AidyBryant#IHeartU
Mr Mayor is alright, I basically love anything Tina Fey has a part in writing. Regardless, Bobby Moynihan is perfect in his role. Laugh your asses off everybody! #MrMayor#MisterMayor#MissedHerMayor#BobMoynihan
Not really sure how much I like Joe Kelly, but he's got one thing right....fuck the Astros. If I break the rules at my job for 2.5 years I'm going to get fired. If they don't like hitting in fear of getting drilled they can quit playing. It's that simple. #TheAstrosCanSuckMenards