Hatin' Fanning

Balancing life as a record breaking QB and swinger

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Hey this tourney has been fun! Can we start a conspiracy that Illinois '01? Please #breakingrecords #conspiracy #icare

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

So Dame Dolla lost a straight up game to Lebron......let us note this. Nobody will pay attention if I don't.....#LakersSuck #PortTeam #DameDolla

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Hi! It's been a minute....but @Kaepernick7 knelt. He's a human. He has that right. Doggonit if I yell Omaha Omaha maybe people will listen. #BlackLivesMatter #LetsBreakRecordsTogether

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

And yet the Patriots are the least patriotic team in the league. Yes, I'ma jelly hoe bag wit a bitch mother. #IRegretNothing #ExceptABLiving #WeAllCouldDexterHim #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

@AB84 not sure who would let you play, oh yeah Tom's owner can't jack himself off. Now it makes sense! #RobertCraftIsAProstitute #IWishIWasntMean #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Has @AB84 read his own texts? How can he play a football game when he's always thinking about my mom? I promise she's not a "hoe" oh you weren't texting me? My bad. #AbisAPieceOfShit #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

I'd do anyone once, that includes you @HamillHimself #HighFive #Living #Winning #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

This game was vintage Jags, when I used to go up and down the field over and over. It's was up and down, up and down, up and down, oh I feel great. The good old days. Too bad @jalenramsey never played me. I would've got off. #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Hey @VMcDonald89 my wife prefers no hands, but she doesn't like it when you laugh. She has a bush. #StillSwingin #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Suck it up and be sober. I have my main stage Cats audition! Meeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww! #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Well they mentioned Inception in American Vandal, on Netflix. But now I'm watching Inception, cause it's awesome. Here goes 2 hours and 40 minutes. #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Cause I suck one!

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Ray Lewis went wireless, I'm going to try to talk tomorrow my maid wiresless from now on. I'm Peyton Manning, I can say that! #BrereakingRecotds

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

I was going to ask what I should do with all these Anaheim peppers, but Twitter is pissing me off. Maybe I should eat them raw. I'm cool. #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

I'm trying to smoke, but it won't let me. Yeah Peyton smokes when he drinks this is bull shirt. I'm sorry. I'm a fucking legend. #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

While I'm peeing the voice in my head is definitely Patton Oswalt. Great guy, but I might as well be watching #Happy! He is loud. #NFL #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

I'm feeling blue, all I need is bacon and wine. Too many Colts memories resurfacing. Maybe one day I'll be orange. #Trumpasauars #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

I've got to poop my shit out. Ooohhhhh enjoyable. Absolutely stellar poop of shit. You may now go back to your regular program of non-shit poop. #IbroadcastMyShit #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

Virginia busted my entire group. We can't concentrate on banging my wife. What the hell. #NeverThought #BreakingRecords

[Hatin' Fanning @hatinfanning18]

This guy has been standing outside staring for 5 minutes. Then he walks across the street and opens his car. I should stop him. #HappyMarchMadness #BreakingRecords