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@UtdMaI Scott from that list

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@Ronieutd Elanga

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@jh1967 @5_cOttley Having to arrive before 4pm is dissapointing

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@jonnyrmitch Muse

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win!

We are giving away 4 Sproston Bags - signed by me 🤘

They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday) - each bag comes with a pair of Sproston socks too

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@_Utdbaki Welbeck

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My first gig at the Octagon since Dec 95 (i think), seeing.......The Charlatans in my student days. Great memories of gigs at this venue.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Setting up in Sheffield

[United Pride @UtdPride]

Thank You Amorim for Marketing Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea 😭😂😂

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

Don’t buy Cadbury till they stop using this palm oil! We want proper chocolate back

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@LloydsBank @albyd77 How can I DM Lloyds?

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@LloydsBank I have been trying to use you switch service to move my banking to my new Lloyds account. On the website when I choose to m9ve to an existing acount to form does not open, the website hangs. On the app, apply, current acount, switching, the next window freezes

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A German man walks into a McDonald's in the United States...

After waiting in line, he finally gets to the counter, and he orders a pint of beer, because you can get beer at McDonalds in Germany.

An American customer overhears the man's order, and he approaches the German man and says, "How could you be so stupid? You cannot order beer here," while laughing at the German man right to his face.

The German man thinks for a second, and then he starts laughing uncontrollably.

Not just any laugh.

This is a laugh so intense that he is struggling not to fall over.

The American customer is no longer laughing.

He now has a puzzled look on his face.

He asks the German man, "What's so funny?"

The German man says, "I just realised that you came here for the food."

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@currys Cortado

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

We need more British people to be educated like this guy.

The elites look for who to blame and the easiest option for them is to blame immigrants. They keep fooling the uninformed populace who would not even verify anything.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Tesco makes nearly £4bn profit.

Nearly 50% of its workforce are on Universal Credit, receiving about £600m a year.

Why isn't Tesco paying?

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@BellaBaddie__ 24 S1

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

If I didn’t hate AI before, I definitely do now 👎

[Mark Garner @GordoManchester]

WIN 🥳 a 2.5 kg Glenarm Shorthorn Beef boned and rolled sirloin joint, worth £150, amongst the best in the world, and a pot of mustard worth £6.95 from FORTNUM AND MASON!!! Gordo’s Treat ❤️ you have to LIKE, RETWEET AND FOLLOW this post; Drawn last week in Feb GO ! Pictures from Fortnums @Fortnums money from Gordo! Delivered to your door

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@ManUnitedMedia Better than Ten Hag also. I have not seen us look like a normal functioning prem team for so long that I had stopped realising it

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@michaelttfw Tyler Fletcher, and his twin brother Jack, were part of the academy at Manchester City for nine years prior to agreeing to sign for Manchester United