collin

lawyer, muscician, idiot // what an empty epitaph that is // @jcsupercarband // @roughdetective // @STLcitysc // @saints // thoughts are my own

[collin @cdmcbabe]

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[collin @cdmcbabe]

I know it’s December but apartment hunting is BLEAK in St. Louis right now, Jesus.

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

You know, I was God once.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

#Futurama

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

she will never pass the bar exam and i think that’s beautiful

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@kyylien Share with the class, y’all!

[collin @cdmcbabe]

two weeks sober today. longest stretch in at least five years. gonna keep rolling.

[collin @cdmcbabe]

will never miss an opportunity to retweet the SPIN MOVE from well-known running threat Drew Brees

[Barstool NOLA @BarstoolNOLA]

Always has been and always will be, FUCK THE FALCONS.

[collin @cdmcbabe]

being in the dome for this game was something else, man

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

November 19th, 2017: The New Orleans Saints rally back from 31-16 with less than 6 minutes left to beat Washington in OT.

[collin @cdmcbabe]

I put on the Truman show and lost count of how many Oreos I’ve eaten, how’s your Tuesday

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@SoberMensClub working on it!

[collin @cdmcbabe]

7 days sober today for the first time in probably a decade. it’s a good thing.

[Meme Man? @MemeManTweets]

rewatching some older simpsons episodes and they had this thing to em i dont know how to explain it

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@ethan_thom39342 Thanks for listening!

[collin @cdmcbabe]

it’s just so, so ill-advised. terrible rendition.

[Variety @Variety]

twenty one pilots pays tribute to the White Stripes at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony with a performance of “Seven Nation Army”

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@i_l0ve_tetas @CCITYWALLS Yes

[collin @cdmcbabe]

I’m here to chew bubblegum and talk shit on 21 pilots, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

for real, they ruined the white stripes induction to the RNRHOF just now. Jesus, what was that?

[devønnn cbus @DevonisReallyCo]

21 pilots needs to stick to aviation that was shit from the butt

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@JessieJessie556 @THEJUDGEOHNO I am not

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@JessieJessie556 @THEJUDGEOHNO I’m decidedly not

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@lavishtylerr bummer

[collin @cdmcbabe]

@domingoenfuegoo don’t care