Charlie Melton

I'm genX so I don't understand anything anymore. Also a mom, wife, sister, and aunt.

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@ThisIsKyleR Which book of the bible was it where Jesus took a semiautomatic gun and killed people?

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@RealLyndaCarter I hope you get royalties off the poker machines.

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@benhanses @totalitarian69 @cocacolasandi @Caitlyn_Jenner @Meta @elonmusk Republicans have written over 300 bills just this year against LGBT people. WE didn't abandon HER. Other way around.

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@fred_e_p @chrissyteigen @Postmates Wasn't that Chris and Andrew? Those guys are awesome. I'd love to get bananas from them.

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@TheBloggess @mishamc @NowhereBookshop So, Scary Spice?

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@itszaeok @nedfulmer He's probably uninstalled Twitter completely at this point. It's just the world hating on him and reminding him that he's a dumbass.

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@tall_jw @coolguy_69420 @tryguys He doesn't like people that cheaters get along with, whether they ever knew it not, no matter their reaction. He thinks Ned only likes bad people so they're bad people.

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@MinecraftMatto @EppicSally The book isn't too bad. The author is. Posters for the books imply approval of the author.

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@WallStreetSilv The groundhog dug up the carrot, cut off the greens, and then ate it? And picked a ripe apple? He was baited!!!

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@neilhimself But why not Tom Ellis?

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@DisabledJess 1 Trans people feel safer coming out, so more of them do. 2 AIDS killed a lot of LGBTQ people in the 80s & 90s who never got to become old. 3 Because of those who did come out 20+ years ago, a large percentage did it by cutting ties, moving far away & hiding their AGAB.

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Do the same people who don't like being called Cis also hate being called straight? Assuming they are, of course.

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@OhNoItsCorso @Cryptoshrimp1 @Ninja_Crash @HeartlessBojac @JoeBiden The problem is that Republicans always want to put human rights up to popular vote, then gerrymander and pass suppression laws to keep people from voting.

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@MarkHamill But he's got whores and NDAs!

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@HereToRebuild @laurenboebert

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@primarycatdad You ignore the building overhead costs, advertising, payroll, hr, district managers, company taxes, all sorts of other things. Yes the workers do the work, but 1 shift manager & a staff sitting at a card table with a George Foreman grill by the side of the road won't make profit.

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@brettgelman why is the outgoing msg on Murray's answering machine the same after so long? Still a msg for Joyce, even after Russia?

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@geoffreylangham @DigitalChapNG @rainnwilson Except it's not an English name so it doesn't follow English pronunciation rules. In Irish, Si and Se both sound like Sh in English and A sounds like aw.

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@DigitalChapNG @rainnwilson Sean is the original. Shawn is the anglicized bastard version. It's an Irish name. Let's keep Sean.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.