Chris

You came for the dad jokes but you stayed because I locked the door behind you.

[Chris @cdnegri88]

The muppet Christmas carol makes me cry more readily than really any other film and I think the sweetness of it is because Michael Caine is so beautifully earnest through the entire thing and sings and interacts with the muppets with complete sincerity

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@ayematthias Happiness is boring. That’s why people ruin it.

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@EWErickson Everything is allowed if you have enough money.

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In the hierarchy of stupid, lefty bullshit, ice breakers at the front end of the discussion are just below “y’all” and “folks” in the way they trigger the gag reflex

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@ZachWitkoff @TVietor08 @BretBaier You and your family are leeches who have monetized your public positions for your own personal gain. You love Putin because his Russia represents what you’d like this country to be.

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@VivekGRamaswamy Still can’t lift that kid, baldy!

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@aarbaer @VivekGRamaswamy The non-Christian child abuse apologist we’ve all been waiting for!

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@dianagpaulsen @wsyx6 Bald man lacks the muscles to lift children so has decided to become an apologist for their abusers.

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@khiaasylum101 Portrait of a Lady! It’s delightful.

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I regret that I have purchased the long covid lesbians of western Massachusetts sweatshirt

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@kellockx I'm assuming they just to practice a little more on some Chiquitas.

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@AndrewCFollett Congratulations on being an apologist for child abuse. Doing a bang up job as a parent and a human being, man.

[Chris @cdnegri88]

One of the most low class things is when you've got a grown ass adult who thinks certain types of food are gross. With food, we should all just be totally promiscuous. Eat the fish eye. Eat the squab head. Eat the fermented soy beans.

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@politico The other Councilmembers don't seem to understand that it's probably better electorally for Nithya that they all hate her.

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@michaeljknowles She and her abusive husband lost custody, for Christ’s sake. This is so low. It’s not even an ad. It’s enabling an abuser to continue her abuse.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Rooftop Parisians

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Soho House Bunker

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

death stranding

https://t.co/Hom1EczsDp

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@missladysalad

[Barbra Dook @missladysalad]

God I can’t stop thinking about how good La Bola Negra is

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@catturd2 She’s a child abuser, you goon.