☝️ First real human in 9000 years

This is not financial or investment advice and I'm one of those guys that actually does have to say it.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Somethin bout a robot defying the US government brings a tear to everyone's eye

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

My bacon is epic
My car's electric
A doggo I pet it
and Elon could get it

- Redditor's Ballad

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Has Donald considered that if the global economy collapses, Iran loses their leverage? Seems like a galaxy brain move IMO.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

The more poop there is, the more it's worth.

Capital market dynamics don't account for this, and it's perplexed economists for years.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@mertcentury Anti bald commentary rolls harmlessly off my bare dome. Bald stoicism brings untold strength.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@NuCaloric Been like this since day 1 tbh.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@USofStephen @ProfessorPape Checking in on this.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Being a bug must be hell.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Desert Story

[ijn @godknowsdgj1]

Name it 🤔👇

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@Aztecross Try not using AI next time.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Level of precision that only comes with a bald head. Respect.

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

THE HEADER THE CELE WHAT A MOMENT

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@GeoRebekah We scheduled beautiful weather for game time. And the term you're looking for is cultural oasis.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@ripplebrain Can they put out literally fucking anything not written by AI?

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Purple Doritos respecter... I'm coming around on the Knicks.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jalen Brunson gives his Bodega order to a kid from New York:

“Peach Snapple. Purple Doritos. Everything bagel with egg and cheese, hash browns and spicy mayo.”

So wholesome. (via https://t.co/hdU5FbuXlq, testarr/ IG)

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

President Xi please save me by buying one trillion barrels of oil tomorrow 🙏

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

We may be witnessing galactic level bubble activities

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

I'm just glad people aren't talking about MY highly enriched uranium any more 😂

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Once again-

Congratulations to Iran for winning the Iran War.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

Storm wasn't that crazy tbh

[utdreport @utdreport]

The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City.

The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

10000000 dead Rooks in Outpost.

[☝️ First real human in 9000 years @cdogcdl]

@bonzerbarry That's just the sound of the market closing bell.