Potatoes O’Brien

Just an 8 year old boy looking for a good time.

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

@SouthSideBushy Big same to you buddy.

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@AkronRubberDuck Confirmed, @AkronRubberDuck stay up the latest. #NoBedtime #NoRules

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RUN THE FUCKING BALLLLLLLL @Browns

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@DJ_CLEEGO I wanted to deny this tweet but I had it a couple days ago…

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

The Yankees cheated

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OSCAR GONZALEZ I LOVE YOU I PRAISE YOU GOD IS REAL AND HIS NAME IS OSCAR BE STILL MY BEATING FUCKIN HEART OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FUCK THE YANKEES GO BROWNS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

@americoaiden1 @YorkCade I love you so much

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@ReefCGE Fucking love to hear it, Ree! I get the significance of being in this mindset and how much it takes to get there. Like we talked about; this is why you never stop fighting for what you love to do. Especially when the battle is internal. Thrilled for you and can’t wait to hear bud

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

Just some things for you all to ponder as you start your day.

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

On the bright side, you really can get unlimited breadsticks from Fazoli’s during business hours. If you can’t make it during business hours you can meet a guy named Greasy Walter out by the dumpster who will give you all the breadsticks you want if you give him a big fat kissy

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

Don’t get me started on people that speed up when they see you signal to change into their lane like it’s the Daytona 500.

No sir, you are driving on Maple Avenue. Fazoli’s serves unlimited breadsticks all day I promise you’ll make it

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And while we’re at it, why is it that every tv show or movie that has someone talking into a microphone, the microphone creates high pitched feedback?

You mean to tell me there is not a single microphone that has been properly EQ’d in existence in all of Hollywood’s history?

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

There is nothing that gets me irrationally angry quite like the sound of someone chewing with their mouth open

Just found out there’s a community of ASMR content creators that make videos of themselves eating as loud and clear as possible. I want to puke and die in a fire

[Potatoes O’Brien @cdowell93]

@BradleyBrill @LELatsko18 Hey Brad. This quote came from the Minnesota Twins television announcer following Andres Gimenez’s walk off home run on June 30th which was the second walk off home run Cleveland had against them in as many days. If you need anything else, just let me know. #HelpfulFriendDowell

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@mfmcchicken Pat yourself on the back for being the strongest person I know. Because I’d be lost without Reese’s shit. On the bright side, if it was that way for you at one point but isn’t now, we have improvement right? Don’t lose faith in the pb choccy gods. They hear your prayers.

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@coolgirl0nline Back when music actually meant something. Don’t get me wrong, I still like My Chemical Romance’s new stuff. But you just can’t beat the classics.

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@CFrank62 Lmfao I saw a dude walking down Linden real late last night with a couple fishing poles wondering wtf was going on. Had to be him 😂

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@JoshNaylor44 I love you so much