Sourav 🇮🇳

Din ka poora timepass yahin hota hai.

[Sunderdeep - Volklub @volklub]

@tehseenp @TheGvs0 Citizens are made dumb with design, anyone who are complaining online are irrelevant.

Customers on ground know nothing.

We should move on too and enjoy this Amritkaal with our use & throw cars.

Let’s not take stress for others & hurt our health.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

I suppose Rahul Gandhi will have nothing to say about this ethanol business as long as it is distributed equitably.

[Design Bandit @arroworks]

No worries . First the sugarcane gets turned into fuel , then the water gets turned into server coolant. Citizens can survive on patriotism & press realises .

[Manoj Arora @manoj_216]

Car wash services, swimming pools, let's close all businesses, except the one that guzzles the most water.

[Pablo Chaterji @pablochaterji]

But let us ramp up the production of ethanol, and build more data centres.

[Sourav 🇮🇳 @cdsourav]

@Kilaruness I can so related to this bro...

[Mountain Rats @mountain_rats]

For the new so called Football fan bois !

Argentina has history of fixing matches!

6-0 win over Peru in 78 is one of the most controversial matches ever!

Then comes Hand of God in 86

All the Penalties awarded in 2022

And now we start with this again 🤣!

Now Messi boys will come and declare mein Ronaldo fan 🤣!

[Sourav 🇮🇳 @cdsourav]

@NsNitinsinha You forgot the good looking king - Virtus!

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Rap-ture

Yeah, yeah
Yo, it's Nitin G in the house, ethanol boss,
Flexin' on the pump, never takin' a loss.
Blend it up

Nitin G, Nitin G, push that E85,
Mix it heavy, watch the engines cry.
You stuck on E10, petrol pure?
Nitin G don't give a f, blend it higher!
Nitin G, Nitin G, farmer's delight,
Ethanol flowin' through the day and night.
Your old car coughin'? That's your fight,
Nitin G keep it movin', blend it right!

Nitin G in the ministry, green vision clear,
Sugarcane fields poppin', no more import fear.
E20, E30, push it to the max,
Your carburettor cryin'? Relax, the facts:
Got distilleries hummin', jobs on the rise,
Air gettin' cleaner while your mileage dies.
Compatibility? Bro, that's yesterday's news,
Cop a flex-fuel whip or stay in the blues.
Nitin G don't care if your tank start knockin',
Farmers eatin' good while your engine's rockin'.

Nitin G, Nitin G, push that E85,
Mix it heavy, watch the engines cry.
You stuck on E10, petrol pure?
Nitin G don't give a f---, blend it higher!

Pure petrol kings in they vintage ride,
Whinin' 'bout corrosion, Nitin G just slide.
"Bro, my seals gone, my fuel lines leak!"
Nitin G laughin', go run on CNG, freak.
This the Atmanirbhar wave, ethanol supreme,
Cut that oil bill, live the green dream.
Grandpa's Maruti or your daddy's sedan?
Adapt or get left, that's the master plan.
Nitin G spittin' policy, no apologies,
Blend it till the world smell like victory.

E20, E30, E85
Cane to the tank, keep the nation alive
You compatible? You not?)
Tough luck, tough luck

So crank it up, E100 in the tank,
Nitin G runnin' India, fillin' every blank.
You compatible? Cool. You not? Tough luck.
Nitin G out, ethanol up, haters shut the fuck up!
Blend it right!!!

[Abhinav Singh @Caatalystt]

New scam started

Sir, E20 fuel nahi hai. Please refill Speed or extra premium fuel.

Condition on Ganga Expressway

[Sourav 🇮🇳 @cdsourav]

@HemanNamo @HardeepSPuri @narendramodi @BJP4India @AmitShah @amitmalviya Will read the papers you have cited here.
But do tell me one thing, why is E10 petrol not being provided as an option? Enforce E20 on compatible vehicles. Why should a large majority run the risk for a forced decision?

[Ramachandra.M| ರಾಮಚಂದ್ರ.ಎಮ್ @nanuramu]

This is how a quintessential Modi bhakt’s brain functions!

No matter how big a predicament the common public faces because of Modi govt’s hocus-pocus policies, he’s invariably right and we’ve just to fall in line and obey his diktats.

At times you’re even asked to sell your 5yo car because Modi wants Ethanol blending with Petrol, and it’s my mistake that I bought a car that isn’t compatible with Modi’s vision. No wonder India is in such a rut.

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

E20 petrol = 106
Pure petrol = 167
Pure Ethanol = 82

What kinda scam are u running ? @nitin_gadkari

[Sourav 🇮🇳 @cdsourav]

@ANI It is so so unfortunate for the couple. There should be charges put against the clinic for sure. Let the family pursue justice.
But in midst of all this, the baby who "doesn't look like parents" not be neglected at all. No distinction pls. It's a baby, who's not at fault.

[Vineeth K @DealsDhamaka]

Looks like we are doomed!

What if the cars get damaged due to E20, and the insurance doesn't support the claim?

Who will bear the costs?

We pay road tax, car tax, fuel tax... if the car gets damaged, should we just sell it as scrap, pay tax on the scrap income too? 🤷‍♂️

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Most Indian vehicles aren’t even E20 compatible ..yet Nitin Gadkari ji is forcing 100% ethanol norms on us!

We the people pay full price for our vehicles + we pay road taxes, insurance, tolls, GST on vehicles, parking, GST on spares, basically or lot of money for everything that one can think of! And yet in return we get Pathetic roads, mostly terrible infrastructure, traffic jams and now fuel that destroys the engines and kills mileage of our vehicles!

Meanwhile we all know that most sugar mills owned by netas & their families and it is their linked companies that are minting crores from ethanol distilleries.

Let's cut out the BS, this is a straight-up Ethanol Scam! And while we INDIANs have to pay a price & yet suffer, these netas profit and make money! Also say if one wants non blended fuel instead of this nonsensical E-20, E-30 or E-100 why can't we be given that?
#EthanolScam #GadkariEthanol #MiddleClassLoot

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Wonder what happened to this claim..

[Business Today @business_today]

E20 fu​​​​​​​el use in older cars can be treated as ‘improper use’ or ‘negligence’: ICICI Lombard https://t.co/kSRHnIwXmH

[Pablo Chaterji @pablochaterji]

All well and good, but what happens to the crores of people who have vehicles that are not E20 compliant? And how are we certain that what is being dispensed at pumps currently is actually E20, and not higher blend percentages?

[Prashanth Rangaswamy @itisprashanth]

Loaded the car with XP100 at last - just to check how the car performs .

167.5 rupees a litre for pure petrol In india !

Day light scam orchestrated by the great @nitin_gadkari !