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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the level i have reached when it comes to speaking to myself is crazy, i even change accents.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Not a single person who has disrespected me has a life I admire. I think that says it all.

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[BOPHA @SigaBopha__]

No one:
All My Former High School Classmates:

[iza @izamamaa]

At ten years old, I already knew this was the hottest shit ever. And guess what? I was 100% right.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i am both big dawg & baby girl

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

y’all don’t understand sexyy red cuz y’all didn’t go to a high school where a girl wearing cookie monster pajamas and eating hot cheetos would get into a fight at 7:45am

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Adding “the fuck” after you finish spazzing be the cherry on top 😂😂

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

I'm too grown to be meeting new cousins, if you wasn't at granny house fuck y'all 😭

[culture @notgwendalupe]

THIS IS HOW EVERYONE SHOULD BE PULLING UP! #MetGala

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[popsee @qopsee99]

Sorry if I was being rude I fucking hate you

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Don’t borrow shame from the past. You are not that person anymore and you simply didn't know better. No reason to beat yourself up for it. All you can do is really do better.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Parental “sacrifice” is just a myth. A child's wellbeing is actually a parent's responsibility and not a favour. Any sacrifice is yours to bear, not theirs to repay.

Raise them fully cognizant of your challenges but know that it's duty, not charity.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

This is the still the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball diamond.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I’m annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

This after swimming used to hit so hard back in the day🤤