Chris

Security SaaS guy by trade. Come here to laugh and get my #bears news!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.

[Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) @huntercoldcalls]

I just cold called 500 small business owners on a Saturday

All 500 of them were busy spending time with their families

The lesson?

Your small business won't become a big business if you waste time with family

[Chris @cduchane524]

@nagjaiswal How exactly would you do this? Nobody going to disagree with your statement.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A pitcher with the pitch clock throws one full inning before Pedro Baez throws one pitch @Starting9

(via @PitchingNinja)

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Thread time. Here's the thing about @tesla. It's not a car company. Tesla is a company that has to make cars in order to sell its real product: Emissions Credits.

Let me explain. Back in 2012, the EPA put out new, strident emissions standards for new vehicles fleetwide. 1/

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you are under a certain age, let me assure you this apple pie was served at the surface temperature of the planet Mercury.

[Chris @cduchane524]

@Angry_Staffer Will trump win gop nomination

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

I take no pleasure in being right. Pray for Tua. We saw this coming. Get angry. Get involved with @ConcussionLF to make sure the @NFL can't do this again.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Chris @cduchane524]

@GreeneyedBean76 @johniadarola @patriottakes 👆

[Mark Pitcavage @egavactip]

Guys, maybe I'm crazy, but I'm beginning to think maybe it wasn't antifa that was responsible for Jan 6.

[Chris @cduchane524]

@elonmusk You’re kidding, right?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Russ at the amusement park https://t.co/txWiB8TSD4

[Ciaran 🐻🇮🇪 @IrishBearsShow]

The Atlanta Bears

QB: Will be Nick Foles 😂
RB: Cordarelle Patterson & Damien Williams
WR: Damiere Byrd
LT: Elijah Wilkinson
LG: Rashad Coward
RT: Germain Ifedi
SS : Teez Tabor
ILB: Nick Kwiatkowski

[Chris @cduchane524]

@Di_So_ @FootbaIIism 😂 so true

[Bulls on CHSN @CHSN_Bulls]

Aaron Rodgers enjoying another postseason L

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

Man, this is so good.

[Chris @cduchane524]

@MisterGenuk @barstoolsports @ynk_podcast @justmike Crash a monster excel file… 😂 dying

[Chris @cduchane524]

@cashpoorcapital @GuyDealership Ha! Didn’t even notice the auto correct! I do love a dependable lawn mower though.

[Chris @cduchane524]

@cryptigre @HunterMcDallas @GuyDealership I know Amex wouldn’t, I checked. I’m definitely going to confirm and ask for email confirm. 😂