yungdangerfield

ur-Pennsylvanian (this just means I include get-go, rutters, and dandy’s in gas station food debates with wawa and sheetz)

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@CrossingBroad …yea about 20 of em.

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@SkinnyTuna i pulled it directly into my lungs which 1) would occasionally make ppl think i wasn't inhaling which was funny cuz i was basically mainlining it. 2) made it impossible to smoke cigars cuz if you do that with a cigar it makes you puke.

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@mr_saltz ...im betting it's late october or early november

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@jongeeting nice the iga will probably have nutso sales when it opens

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

I've been watching James Bond movies and I've noticed that the sexual politics haven't aged well [my wife leaves the room] If James Bond was a car, he'd be the fastest one in the world.

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@internet_times @JoyceCarolOates people from wealthy backgrounds do an easy undergrad program while and then get cushy jobs at their parents companies lmao

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@TheDeeVoShow ...the delaware/bucks/montgomery/chester county lines obviously lol

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@SidKhurana3607 polish and russian

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@femalepencil we do; to talk to foreigners

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yea for 10 seconds...after that he's just itchy lmao

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

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@gayest_tone the good ones have vinegar too

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@DaveyPorntoy @scaraguccimane @gayest_tone what color is the apparition in the painting in op

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@992radiosf @AdsoOfBelk yea sometimes i'll be like man, that was so fun when everybody was on it the first 2 years of it existing or w/e and reinstall it and it'll just be people i went to high school with posting pics of their kids lol

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@Y40IFRQTTING i feel like people just typing "the virgin x vs the chad y" on twitter with no images or anything helped exacerbate this transition

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sashimi isn’t pan seared, the empanada doesnt have the same stuff the one in the menu does, and the crab cake doesn’t mention shrimp. so either this person is contending this place’s entire menu is a lie or is just making shit up…

[Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel @IntractableLion]

"Thank a millennial"/"thank a hipster" no, incorrect, regrettably you must thank SYSCO or US Foods' Premium Line if you can find creole crabcakes, Peruvian empanadas, and tuna sashimi on the same menu

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@DolphinMossad @AlbertGorebert what if i just dated one?

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@NolesNews @swd2 yea so a nobel prize 15 years ago was for figuring out how to induce stem cells from somatic cells meaning you don't need embryos to make them anymore which is why you never hear conservatives whining about it anymore. (not that they were in the right about it prior to iPSCs)

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@PharaohSteve @PoorOldRoloTony https://t.co/oViubpw1My

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making fun of the guy on-stage: cool and good

encouraging others to rip the costume off and bribing them with your setlist: bad and dumb

using a big-ass green poster board for your setlist: unconscionable, disqualifying, borderline evil

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂