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a tweet a day keeps the doctor away

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@laurd0g well first of all it's more like "who did vrabel do..."

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so when are we going to have a conversation about Megan Keller

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don't you guys have anything better to do
https://t.co/Y3ZgmOXTGO

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performing a radical act of self-acceptance (working out shirtless at healthworks)

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more than I was, I wish I am. to be here

[🥔🏒 @liltaterhockey]

I hope real American hero Aerin Frankel never has to pay for a Caesar salad again in her entire life.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Gormenghast is the greatest work of fiction you’ve never heard of. The story of a vast castle & the strange family who lives there, it reads like a collaboration between Tolkien & Dickens and features one of literature’s great baddies. A work of mad genius, abundant in pleasures

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Unfortunately all roads do indeed lead to Uncasville, CT

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"real dads listen to laufey" t-shirt son or "hayley williams is turning your children gay" t-shirt daughter

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what the hell did andy cohen do to his hair he looks resplendent

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my GOAT Mount Auburn Cemetery !!!!

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

I feel like you don't really understand how much people in the American South are huge crybabies until you see a Northern Civil War Monument.

Now, that's the type of thing you build a huge monument for

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yes.... YES!!!!!

[Longswordwife @Longswordwife]

you're telling me there's been a green woman this whole time

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You can find a new creature on the internet every single day. For example, Reddit user "chisoxfanmike" whose "#1 and #2 favorite authors" are Kurt Vonnegut and Ayn Rand

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buddy at the gym is like oh you look like phoebe bridgers. ?????

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every day I wake up and I thank god that I'm not a Vegas golden knights fan

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real taylor swift lyrics being "keep it one hundred" and "we looked fire" and "she didn't do it legitly"

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generational fumble by me to learn the cello instead of the drums

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You just created a million Zack Greinkes buddy

[kovie ⚢ @aipriverses]

i am pregnant taking 15 Tylenol a day in hopes my child becomes the greatest pitcher in the world

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I've never had an opp like my work's bathroom mirror holy smokes

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@good4robb also finding out he was racist af so that's great

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@good4robb literally my same reaction I was like.... 😮‍💨. and I was just telling someone the other day I used to love watching him play