Betsy Allen

College English professor. Lives with two and a half cats and too many plants. Reader. Lover of music and the outdoors. Hufflepuff with a bite.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

#KentuckyDerby #KentuckyDerby2022 #RichStrike

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@GovAndyBeshear I don’t have a green bulb but hopefully this light shows my solidarity for #TeamKentucky #TogetherKy

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

it’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

@kroger feeling pretty positive about grocery shopping today #kroger #rainbow

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“It was a day much like today / The sky was bright, and wide, and blue.”

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

The struggle is real... #Caturday

[Mary Werner 🐈 @Marybird99]

When you hear a can being opened and think it's Fancy Feast but it turns out to be vegetarian people food.#Caturday

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

Sonny 😻

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

Hey, I know him! Sonny would be a Purrfect spokecat! @FancyFeast

[Mary Werner 🐈 @Marybird99]

Dearest Mother and Father, After a day of guarding Fort Yorkwood, my rations of Sheba and Fancy Feast have grown critically low and I have resorted to eating house spiders. Please come home soon! Love, Sonny #SecondCivilWar

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

So, if you ever meet my cats, stay on Tao’s good side...because she has her own voodoo doll. (Hey, there was a moral after all!)

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

One of my cats only plays with two toys: a thread #CatsOfTwitter #catstory

[Betsy Allen @ceballen]

Meanwhile, Tao will walk through the house with the voodoo doll in her mouth, yowling. Always at night, which is incredibly unsettling.