𝕄𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕖 ⚙️

I'm not lucky I got perfect timing

[Prime Rakon @prime_rakon]

BREAKING: Ireland deports 42 South Africans on charter flight

#PrimeRakon

[тнU§σ Mвє∂u @ThusoMbedu]

@ChrisExcel102 Unyoko loyo

[Simon Sithole @Simon_Sithole20]

Julius Malema overestimated his influence...In the next couple of years he will be nobody!!

[SiyaH🇿🇦 @SihleMahamba]

When Mcebo Dlamini said the the problem that we have with Democratiy and education has produced a lots of fools, i knew exactly who was he referring to to 😭.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Sundowns won champions league and people are tweeting about Orlando Pirates new kit 😭😭😭😭

[Official PSL @OfficialPSL]

𝐎𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓/𝟐𝟔 #𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧�� 🏆⚫⚪

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

Somalians hosted a successful inauguration of their king today in Sandton, South Africa. From the posters to the day of the event, everything was communicated, their language

[Lerato Pillay 🇿🇦💎🇿🇦 @LeratoPillayZA]

South African females : please start loving yourselves. This is a shame

[❎e k ℹ️ @XekiHlongwane]

He must be arrested 😭

[𝕄𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕖 ⚙️ @cebedebs]

@HermaineM Nje

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Summary of our journey thus far MaBuccaneer 😭🏴‍☠️♥️😂

*pirates wins MTN 8
🗣️"We don't have time for sim card trophies, we gonna take black label and be number 1 on the log"
.
*Pirates is pos.15 on the log
🗣️"I want to talk about Pirates but there's no point"
.
*Boom!! Stellenbosch 3-1 Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"We don't have time for alcohol crates, we're focusing on the league and defending our Nedbank"
.
*Boom!!! Stellenbosch 2-1 Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"We have to give other teams a chance, we have to focus on CAF and the league"
.
*Kaizer Chiefs lead the log in the group stages
🗣️"Asinandaba ne Pirates, thina sihleli phezulu"
.
*Boom!!! Zamalek 2-1 Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"We will have to focus our full energy on the league"
.
*Boom!!! Orlando Pirates 3-0 Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"Oksalayo the league belongs to Sundowns"
.
*Orlando Pirates 6-0 TS Galaxy
🗣️"Match fixing"
.
*Orlando Pirates 5-0 Golden Arrows
🗣️"Even if they score 100, they won't win the league"
.
*Pirates 1-1 Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"We made them suffer"
.
*Sundowns vs Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"We will give them 3 points"
.
*Sundowns 1-1 Kaizer Chiefs
🗣️"Sundowns has never beaten us this season. We are the best."
.
* Kaizer Chiefs 4-1 Magesi FC
🗣️"We are the Bayern Munich of South Africa"
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*Pirates 3-0 Magesi
🗣️ "Khoza is working overtime" (even though we beat Magesi 2-0 in the first round but okay)
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*Sundowns 7-4 Siwelele
🗣️"I am still saying that there is no Pirates that is going to win the league"
.
*Sundowns vs TS Galaxy
12 May 2026, Mbombela Stadium
🗣️"Sundowns will never drop points, give them the league"
*TS Galaxy 3-2 Mamelodi Sundowns
🗣️"They will lose both those games"
......
#OnceAlways

[Siya_dlamini @Siya_homiey]

Saturday around 17:15😌

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Moral of the story…

Get yourself white friends. When they’re drink alcohol they discuss business ideas

Leave u Mthokozisi who talks about vagina when he see alcohol 😭😭😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Haaaaau 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🇿🇦Ⓜ⍶∩ⓓⓎ Ndlela KaMaMlobeli Camera🎥 Lady @Fit_Mandisa]

They burned Ngizwe’s home 💔😳 all rooms are on fire 🔥 😭

[𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠🌸 @presh_rabbit]

So tell me, how many girlfriends do you guys have? Because this brother right here is juggling more than 8😬

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

According to feminist women,

Leonardo DiCaprio dating girls under 25 makes him a pedophile.

But Charlize Theron sleeping with 23 year old men is her choice and freedom of sexuality.

They always judge men but never women for the same things. Why is that?