Cecilia Lindgren

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Returning from the Underworld? For spring? Groundbreaking

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i did not get much sleep last night. because of your sky booms. to make up for this. i will be extending all snoozles. by 15 percent. for the rest of the year

[prance @bocxtop]

the Salem witch trials was actually the first hot girl summer

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Using a swiffer is great when you want to get a bunch of dust really wet

[Cecilia Lindgren @cece_lindgren]

I'm at the "crying because I can't pet puppies so I will just look up pictures of them" phase of quarantine. How about you?

[April @ReignOfApril]

The way he is laid out like a crime scene victim... 🤣🤣

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

how's everyone's crumbs in bed situation?

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Heres a little pig wearing boots

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

So it’s not gonna get rescheduled

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zada. She’s having a little bath before bedtime. 12/10 would protect with my life

[Akela Lacy @akela_lacy]

raise your hand if you’re deeply disturbed almost every day by the inability of the richest country in the world to do basic things

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

I used to love Seinfeld but I have to be honest, it doesn’t age well. I’m watching it right now and the characters are touching their faces, are outside constantly, and there is literally no social distancing. Not at all relatable.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist]

No one joined in..... 😭

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

What’s an irrational fear you have?
Mine is getting a clone & hating him.
Like how does your self-esteem recover from that? Hanging out with someone and thinking “Ugh, this guy’s the worst.” And then realizing that’s just you.

Anyway, isolation is going great you guys.

[Niss @lovexniss]

Millennials don’t submit vacation requests. Everything booked. We just let you know, out of respect.

[Gena-mour Barrett @SmileGena]

Me trying to plan a baby shower when I know nothing about babies and am also part baby myself 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock]

There are three kinds of pajamas: the ones you actually sleep in, the ones you wear only when you’re trying to be sexy, and the ones you wear to the grocery store