Cecelia

pathological people pleaser

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

“Yellowstone is game of thrones for old people that like cowboys more than Vikings” -Zachary, explaining popular tv shows

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

if u ever feel like u don’t belong just know i’m literally always pulling up to church blaring kanye and to the liquor store blaring hillsong and if that ain’t fish outta water idk what is

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

“we paid hundreds of dollars to look like we smelled bad” -Kristine, on the 90’s

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

so being 25 is really just taking fish oil every day and buying work ‘fits at costco??!? someone plz stage an intervention for me

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

“new hampster, wait, is that a state?” -kristine

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

idk what 20 year old needs to hear this but don’t stalk his venmo just move on baby

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Having to rely on my personality rather than my looks is both exhausting and a full time job

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

@ElenaForsythe GO GIRL👏 wow wow wow

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

“you lived a lot, you learned a lot, and you probably will not carry that dumb bitch energy into 2021” -@zpmilr daily on my life choices

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely

american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare

A) Re-open the park

B) Be eager to visit the re-opened
Park

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

i really do be out there sharing my entire life’s tea with all my work homies, updating the fans with the sLiGhTeSt news in my continuing saga of mid-20’s existence and still can’t come up with anything interesting when anyone else asks “how was ur week” smh

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

@zpmilr omg why is this so accurate I hate u

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

looooovveee getting told I am too loud for everyone else like it’s a personality flaw um nope karen it’s a mfing ACHIEVEMENT when u grew up in a big ass fam like I did

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

@m_janegirl popcorn 😘😘😘

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

if ur boss still made you come in to work when you had the flu last year they are DEFINITELY ranting on fb about people not wearing masks in public now xoxo gossip girl 💅

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

sooo why can’t I just venmo my student loan payments each month??!?

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out

[Cecelia @cecelthelion]

@ElenaForsythe RIGHT omg DFW

[Olivia⁷ @livslovemaze]

This greys anatomy episode...