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[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Rare aesthetic: talented women that don't need AI to create the most epic blue album cover.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Does anyone else get sad and confused when trees get chopped down in residential areas that literally aren’t bothering anyone?

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Age taught me this... forgiveness is free, but reconnection is expensive. And some debts aren't worth collecting.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Call me a radical left lunatic, but I’d rather my taxes go to free lunches for school kids than bombs dropped on other people’s kids.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

therapist: what's your mental health goal?
me: Alysa Liu calm

[pris @pwiscila]

Women in DIRT (Daydreaming, Imagining, Realizing, Thinking)

[ESPN @espn]

More than just a competition for Maxim Naumov ❤️

One year after losing both of his parents in a tragic plane crash, Naumov has finished his first career Olympic Games, fulfilling a dream that he and his parents had together 👏

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso @AdriCaporusso]

The Bible was very much not written in English

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America

Make it make sense

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

The horrors persist but so do books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, and the sea.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

“dinosaur documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman…
…produced by Steven Spielberg”

you had me at hello

[h @VILL4NEVE]

nobody will ever be this funny again

[Joke of a Mayor @Mayor_Frey_]

This is a lie.

Even if I had ordered this, the MPLS police department would never follow an order from me.

Do better. Go fuck a couch.

[presley @g00doldays]

"detained" the word is kidnapped. that little baby girl was kidnapped.