claire

perpetually searching for the best cheese pizza and fantasizing about the demise of the GOP.

[claire @cecks22]

"Claire, how are you talking to me about campaign finance reform, a story you heard on NPR, & what happened on Survivor in the same minute?"

[claire @cecks22]

hot

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

John, habibi. I guess you didn’t see his face after the debate. He looked like you did when you lost the 2020 election, utterly defeated.

Did he call you afterward and beg you to tweet this? Did he beg you to come save him in Michigan?

You’re welcome to remind everyone how sad you both are together. Stale, weak, pathetic.

I’ll be talking about gas, groceries, and healthcare. The things you broke—that we’ll have to fix.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

i dont like that ED can mean eating disorder, emergency department, or erectile dysfunction

[claire @cecks22]

I’ve now caught up to one of them on the next machine and he’s EDITING A TIKTOK OF HIMSELF

[claire @cecks22]

3 m*n in a row hogging equipment at the gym have not completed a single rep in the last 7 and a half minutes, all exclusively scrolling on their phones 😌

[claire @cecks22]

I am tweeting this waiting for one of them, any of them, to finish whatever they’re doing, the self awareness is inspiring

[claire @cecks22]

@ninastarner ok now I must watch

[claire @cecks22]

idc fall harder next time

[U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell @SenMcConnell]

Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues.

My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier. I’m still not quite back to 100%, but I’ve assured Leader Thune that, as I continue with physical therapy on the advice of my doctors, I will do my best to be present for tough votes when our Conference needs me.

Elaine and I are very grateful for all the continued well wishes from our fellow Kentuckians, and I’m glad to get back to more of business as usual on their behalf this month.

[lau on a tennis break @killerqveens]

comunque avere lo stesso numero di slam delle tue accuse di violenza domestica non è sicuramente da tutti

[claire @cecks22]

@ninastarner lol, lmao even, please end this

[claire @cecks22]

@ninastarner When! Will! He!

[claire @cecks22]

@ninastarner and…cauliflower slash mac and cheese flanking the other pie (?)

[claire @cecks22]

@ninastarner shrimpsplosion feat. 5 fingers and a thumb

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i got mosquito bites in places you can't pronounce

[claire @cecks22]

This! Is! My! Hill! To die on!!!!!!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The maximum a person can donate to a federal candidate is $3500.

If you donated that max to every candidate on the 2026 ballot, you could only spend $1,662,500.

The top 50 mega-donors have already poured more than $1.3 billion into the 2026 midterms.

Overturn Citizens United.

[claire @cecks22]

ideal tbqh

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

I’m in a sports bar rn eating mozzarella sticks and they are playing Like A Prayer by Madonna

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”

[claire @cecks22]

and the bathed defeats the bather

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[claire @cecks22]

Cuomo level delusion here

[Ben Max @TweetBenMax]

Dan Goldman immediately moves toward the top of the list for potential Mamdani 2029 challengers.