ARIES AF 🫦

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[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[ARIES AF 🫦 @cee4dawin]

this nasty

[Poetik Flakko @Poetikflakko]

SEXYY RED ADMITS SHE SLEEPS WITH JUNKS ALL OVER HER BED, BECAUSE SHE’S A “YUNG H*E”‼️😂🛏️👀

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

People who leave reviews and upload pictures on SHEIN and Temu are going straight to heaven.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later.

[JuicedUpPINGLing 💦 ♓︎ @LittlePINGLing]

You are in too deep if you have Instagram plus

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[Deja 🩷 @Dejaa_T]

The same reason we say Michael B. Jordan or Vivica A. Fox. That's how they came in and that's how I will address them

[miss mamaz @MIZZGW0RL]

Imagine you living ur life and some random wants you to be a fill in auntie lmao

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Please If your clothes didn’t dry properly, don’t wear them😭😭😭

[ຸ @isorevived]

I’ll never forget when NBA Youngboy and jaydayoungan had y’all niggas going to malls and public events with those tacky bullet-proof vests on back in 2019

[Rare @stfuayen]

I love that when you play this in your headphones it goes from left to right.

[EVO @EV937]

It’s always a ugly bitch being extra

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[🦢 @meishato]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but a little girl starting puberty is still a little girl

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[solé @layxsnv]

Don’t save no fireworks for tomorrow, next week, next month. USE ALLAT SHT TONIGHT

[ICEMAN🧊 @isaiahdaboy]

Stefon Diggs fucked yo wife while she was pregnant with yo baby but Offset wanna have words with Rylo cuz he had a gambling addiction bar lmao such a funny nigga

[MyMy🫦 @sagittariusasfc]

I’m so glad I was dumb at a young age nobody wanna be 30 & still dumb 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$3.43*

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

first 30 seconds of the album rylo talking bout “gave lil bro his flowers cuz he aint tell he got like 60 months he was 2 years in i took it back cuz he had fucked a ponk”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂