Enbee Cee

Opinion haver. Smartypants. Animal nerd. Filthy libtard. (They/them)

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@JeffSharlet @InaneDragon This is why liberals are losing pretty much every battle currently, tbh.

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

My only Netflix stock take is that maybe it isn't actually smart to base our entire financial system on the belief that everything needs to grow constantly forever to have any value.

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

Man, Florida does not have enough alligators to eat all these people

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

They said hell be given a tough sentence.

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@haemolith @Colloportis @monkbot10 I got skills and I want to use them to help some fuckers, but they won't let me unless I lie my way through four consecutive interviews. People are missing out

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@VicedRhino This excites me unbelievably

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@discordspies Every so often I go 'hmm what's the outside world like rn' and take a peek, and very quickly I'm reminded why I spend so much time on the Internet.

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@Colloportis @monkbot10 There are so many jobs I could do if this process did not exist. SO MANY.

[Curious Archive @curious_archive]

Still thinking about Golden Langur, a rare and secretive species of monkey from the Himalayan foothills known to avoid human interactions.

So much emotion seems expressed from those eyes.

(🎥footage by joel sartore)

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@MykiiMixtakes Shocking statistics suggest that people are more likely to experience violence from the people around them! (See also white people shooting each other.)

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

White people have literally shot each other for less.

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@Finntrovert I just really hate how predictable it all is. Our politics are a farce. The arguments might as well be scripted at this point. People say what they're expected to say and everyone goes home and Americans go another day without healthcare and it's shit.

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

@Finntrovert It also annoys me that this attitude isn't present when it matters. He doesn't talk to Republicans like this, even the active seditionists. That's a thing about Democrats, they've always been too nice with their opponents, even ones who are otherwise assholes.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Hey man, if you make a joke about someone's wife and they start walking towards you, you gotta at least realize that they might not be coming in for a hug

[Enbee Cee @cee_jaaaaay]

Statistically, insult comics should get hit in the face a lot more often than they do.

[ModernCryptid @SammyAshl3y]

Warlocks have the right idea. Drop out of magic college, get a powerful sugar daddy, eldritch blast everything in sight. True hot girl shit.