Ciara Abrams

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a triscuit, asking it to be cracked black pepper.

[Ciara Abrams @ceeabrams]

I haven’t cried since Thomas J died in My Girl

[Ciara Abrams @ceeabrams]

Things Barbara Streisand probably never had to say: “Unicorn Piss”

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Sabrina Carpenter has taken our breath away at the #MetGala

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Things I refuse to do as a millennial:

- answer incoming calls from unknown numbers
- answer doorbells I wasn’t expecting
- go anywhere with an unclear parking situation

[Ciara Abrams @ceeabrams]

@BarstoolPAT Search Party on Netflix

[Ciara Abrams @ceeabrams]

I had literally just got “Gasolina” out of my head after 22 years and now it just crawled back in there. #SuperBowl2026 #HalftimeShow #BadBunny

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula’s marriage. The “Summer House” couple have split after four years together.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Along Came Polly delivered one of the greatest comedy performances we never talk about, owning every scene with chaotic charm.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Avril Lavigne was right, it absolutely is a damn cold night and I am, in fact, trying to figure out this life

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[A @seattleiminyou]

Adding lol to things is good feng shui

[TK🍉| non hr comms open @CrazySadAzn]

category is cunty blind mice

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I have a cousin that’s a scientist, and he says that movie ‘Honey, I Shrunk The Kids’ is most likely bullshit.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it actually is crazy how many people i know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Why did Christopher Robin imagine his stuffed donkey had clinical depression.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

This meeting could have been an overnight visit from three ghosts

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese