Carls

just a gal who still believes in science

[Carls @ceebenzz]

When you think you’re killin it but then realize you look like Bret Michaels

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[Carls @ceebenzz]

I forgot how it felt to run in 93% humidity… I am unwell

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

THREAD: My professor at UCLA told our class that the "worst" part of the SCOTUS "story" was the fact that someone "leaked the draft opinion."
I raised my hand & told her the worst part was that Women's rights are being taken away & that the person who leaked the draft is a hero.

[Carls @ceebenzz]

@kjones_17 Shhhhh just chase the dopamine and don’t think too much about it

[Carls @ceebenzz]

Hello spring, thanks for bringing back my serotonin

[Carls @ceebenzz]

I’ve genuinely had the simple plan what’s new scooby doo theme song stuck in my head on repeat for at least the last 3 years

No I am not mentally well

[Carls @ceebenzz]

Buying an espresso machine is the best self care I’ve ever invested in

[Carls @ceebenzz]

I can sleep until 4:30, why is my body physically unable to sleep past 1 this week??? And before night one of three in a row 🥲

[Skoog @Skoog]

spotify is down on international women's day. venmo a woman to help her through this difficult time.

[Carls @ceebenzz]

Why am I anxious to go back to work tomorrow and why have I rehearsed an apology for being sick at least 4 times and why am I like this

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

CDC says it’s now ok for your covid patients to spit directly into your mouth if there’s no basin nearby

[Carls @ceebenzz]

@kjones_17 In every* scene

[Carls @ceebenzz]

@kjones_17 Hot takes only this morning (in reference to Snape at least)