honkers o’brien

i’m good enough, i’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

[Carbon 🇺🇲 @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Got no change sorry brotha

[Trevor @trevorjamesg]

legit thought it was him for a second

[honkers o’brien @ceeceeshort]

“I’m pretty but tough, like a diamond… or beef jerky in a ball gown.”

[cabernet and cowrie @ajblackwxll]

"Whose pussy is this" idk you tell me since you got your degree and your know every fucking thing

[Mike @hammerito]

Wild to watch everyone get a puppy instead of diarrhea forever, seems good

[Marty "Powers" McFly @MartyPowersMc]

My friend is sad about his parents getting divorced. He's 25

[Pushing The Limits With Brian Shapiro @TheBrianShapiro]

The lead singer of Buckcherry has transitioned. Very happy for her.

[asa @ChetNeverHanks]

[guy with amnesia having sex] who’s pussy is this

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

He's obviously never seen William Howard Taft riding a water buffalo.

[Olivia 🫒 @coolerbred]

If only there was like, a smaller human that could do this kind of job for 12 hours a day

[high meat enthusiast @HamasCOO]

When you an ally but you also kinda retarded

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

It's nice for Brian Thompson's family to wish for Luigi Mangione to go free

[bea @oatfrost]

sleepy at work feeling like a grown ass baby bc i need to take my nap

[lulu jr. @_lakaiser]

soy veterinaria. acá pueden ver como este gatito, en medio de un análisis medico, muestra como la luz pasa directamente a través de su cabeza y se proyecta hacia afuera. esto es porque, en su mayoría, los gatitos NO tienen cerebro y tiene la cabeza vacía.

[Frankie جاي Bleau @FrankieBleau]

LMFAOOO I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ME DAWG 😂

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[rohan @rohanwontsleep]

something they don't tell you is that if you get into making metal music in a small town you WILL encounter 80s-movie-villain-tier boomers who sound like one of those parents from School of Rock