chelsea ✘

im not even real

[chelsea ✘ @ceefever]

i literally set myself up for failure and then ask why the universe hates me 👁

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and eaten children and babies and it DIDN’T stop the world dead in it’s tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.

[rye 🪐 @mariahniccole]

“he was alive yesterday?”

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[erin🪩 @wallowsgarden]

ticketmaster prices so bad my whole tl is calling harry bald and greedy

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

type shit

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Hey so the penalty for making a pretend cop mad isn't death

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i haven’t beat a young lady accusation yet

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because “it’s still 365 days until the movie comes out” but i’m simply too seated.

[kay ⋆˚✿˖° @jasimisinclair]

Hunger Games is a Thanksgiving movie. Does it have anything to do with the holiday itself, absolutely not. However, I will not be explaining any further as to why I consider it a Thanksgiving movie.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

body naturally waking me up at 8 am on a sunday

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

did anyone actually check if bill clinton’s nickname was bubba, I just believed that shit immediately

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Undocumented people are super humans. They can steal all the jobs, the SNAP, Medicare, all the housing and be lazy … all at the same damn time. It’s remarkable.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

They literally go around saying “gobble gobble”

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.

[Ghetto Cyrano @__mossymoss]

this is what it looks like when I’m talking to myself.

[Michael Freeman @michaelpfreeman]

But cancer research was deemed a waste of money.