Chris

Patiently waiting for National Treasure 3

[Chris @ceejaykay13]

@waltwygon It’s called manifesting and I for one think it’s worth a shot

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@waltwygon This is ageist, delete it

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@waltwygon I’m in the meat section at the grocery store slapping ground beef out of everyone’s hands before they can put it in their carts

[Chris @ceejaykay13]

@waltwygon The best part is the ASL interpreter

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@lookinthemrror @anticapitalizm @NDSMCObserver @NotreDame Liz I don’t think you’ll recover from this

[Chris @ceejaykay13]

@KhloeSmall I bet it’s some kind of pyramid scheme

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@anticapitalizm Marianne Williamson 2024!

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@sham_wow25 It really fills out the space well

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@waltwygon What if I want to splatter the people sitting at the island with marinara sauce or bacon grease? What then Jon?

[Chris @ceejaykay13]

@KhloeSmall This is what accountability looks like, folks

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@sham_wow25 That guy gets it 🌚

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@waltwygon If you rooted for Iowa last night you basically got the same experience

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@waltwygon It’s worth a shot

[Chris @ceejaykay13]

Big deal, Catholic schools have been teaching kids that they’re inherently bad for two thousand years

[New York Post @nypost]

Virginia mom claims white daughter asked if she was 'born evil' after history lesson https://t.co/yaQ9N6s6W1

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@mandabartolini It is actually true though, every time you say hey to a horse there’s an implied exclamation point

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@sham_wow25 This is NOT what I was expecting

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@mandabartolini Finally, I’ve been calling for this for years.

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@mandabartolini Is that the real thing??

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As long as the “Cleveland” half of the name stays the same, I’m happy

[MLB @MLB]

Introducing the Cleveland Guardians!

The name will go into effect after the 2021 season.

[Chris @ceejaykay13]

@waltwygon Good catch, the Twitter character limit kept me from saying my full preferred name, the Cleveland Municipal Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame and Museums. Team nickname would be the Guitars and for their uniforms they’ll just borrow the black City Edition jerseys the Cavs wear