bjonk

shirley carter enthusiast (@cjaytr suspended)

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

put this on my tombstone

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

is there a specific post that you still think about

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

too short but everyone said it looks healthy and thick so ig a win is a win

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

cutting layers into my hair was a stupid mistake. looks insanely gorgeous if i spend 45 minutes diffusing, but who can be fucked to do that every few days. CHOPPED OFF

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

cutting layers into my hair was a stupid mistake. looks insanely gorgeous if i spend 45 minutes diffusing, but who can be fucked to do that every few days. CHOPPED OFF

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

When people tell me about plastic surgeries they’re contemplating I feel like a suicide hotline operator. So distressing

[✰. @swagoszn_]

A fierce hater of Israel who also happens to be Bree Van de Kamp. she’ll remain iconic forever.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

no she didn't LOL

[スシサシミミ🪬📿 @Amaterasuuu0426]

Tiktok comments are so funny 😭

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

@das_smritika @prettycritical good for them! let’s hope no one else uses them as inspo otherwise

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

been forgetting to take my iron and magnesium tablets in the morning and realised i can just take them in the evening instead, why does it feel like it belongs in a morning routine

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

@diofckr can you read

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

looking back on my ig spam account god i miss sixth form 😔

[malmalmal @ladybugcrawlin]

British person tryna flirt with an Asian person by calling them “leng ting” I’m CRYING LMFAAAOO

[Danielle O'Shea @DanielleOShea32]

A goddess doing goddess things

[Nate🇭🇹 @Vallantsaf]

Nah this not funny but dawg

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

@dickzodiac it is a tragedy i’m willing to accept

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

didn’t do any homework for it and rolled up twice a week at best but it was fun

[web diva brenda @macaquinhe]

oh homem feio esse messi a mãe dava papinha com estilingue p nao chegar perto

[bjonk @ceejaytur]

unfortunately no country for old men is an incredible movie but dick flick will be going in the lexicon

[m @Fashi0nLuvr]

@xanborghini Men and this movie needs to be studied 😭 I hate a dick flick

[Isabella @Isabellazpug]

if you find yourself wanting to shave before having your body seen by other people (going swimming, wearing something revealing, seeing a partner) then that's a good indicator that shaving isn't actually just your personal choice and is most likely the result of societal pressure