Lauren

i live under a very large rock

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

[Lauren @ceelobarker]

@AlexPuncekar also this 😂😂

[Lauren @ceelobarker]

ok but why do the new microsoft teams emojis look like a mucinex germ

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Loving this Kate Bush interview.

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

i think abt this every time i face a mild inconvenience.. changed my life

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Starting to think doomscrolling through the fall of civilization is having a negative effect on my mental health

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

It’s so important to stress how much bears are just guys

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

having a shakespeare girl summer (I took a nap for 42 hours and everyone thought I died)

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??

[Lauren @ceelobarker]

I feel like if a giant squid and I got into a battle of wits the squid would definitely win

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

You want me to get a husband???The thing that killed everyone on Dateline???

[brooke @ladyefron]

I am so incredibly talented. I have the ability to go from looking at myself in the mirror sobbing because I’m ugly to five seconds later thinking I’d have a shot with Andrew Garfield if he just got to know me.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[Lauren @ceelobarker]

last night I stayed up until 1 am spiraling over the return of low rise pants