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Thanks to the backroom staff, PGMOL

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ON. WE. MARCH.

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The referees, the entire PGMOL, and the FA have all carried Arsenal all season to the league title...clear as day

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Brilliant...😂😂

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿English to become the official European language🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't

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Manchester United back to default settings...😪

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@Q_endy Happy birthday 🎂

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8 mins extra time, because Liverpool is losing. Disgraceful

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Senne Lammens is the now, and the future!!!

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@Iam_willzpeterz Anybody following you to argue football is just wasting their precious time. No be today I know you...😂

Ball knowledge, zero
Sentiment, 100

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@aniefioketimMyk Amorim is not perfect, but if these players needed strategy or motivation or any of that sort to beat a division 4 side, then my brother, we are not ready.

Amorim reiterated your words, there's nothing more to say really.

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Dear Amorim,

You told us last season that the good days are coming. Did you mean in a decade or two? Because last season already looks better than what I'm seeing now.

Or maybe you meant the transfer window? Because that was the best sustained time I've had as a fan for a while

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@zubby_90 The club needs to deactivate

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Amorim will lose his job, he'll be called a fraud, we'll get another manager in, shower him with praises, the new manager will show some good early signs, then he'll flop, we'll clamour for him to be sacked...then we rinse and repeat.

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@MrTochuks You no go mock me keh

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Onana has resumed duties...Dalot and Fredrickson with a stinker masterclass...Amad looks confused...Ugarte being Ugarte...Sesko looks lost...down by 2nil at halftime.

Typical Manchester United, smh

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@aniefioketimMyk Players and owners

Coaches do well at their clubs and then come to United and flop. Players see United as a retirement home when they sign.

When the culture changes and the mgt sits up, we will be a better football club...until then, we'll continue being a business club

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@OfficialFPL The newly updated FPL app is all over the place...not a very good experience

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@sampeoples_ Those shades are fire btw

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There's no way!! 😳 🤯

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