Mike Conkle

Retired teacher. Current Critter Caretaker at the SAMM Center. Husband, Father, Catholic Christian, Golfer, Fisherman. Cleveland Sports Fan!

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Nicole Wallace ☠️☠️☠️

"Riddle me this: when Obama ran intelligence, the election was secure and Donald Trump won in 2016.

When Biden ran the government and the intelligence, the election was secure and Trump ran in 2024.

But when Donald Trump and all of his boobs were running US national security, it got all effed up. Is that the theory?"

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

FUTBOL IS LIFE 🙌

Cristo Fernandez, known for playing Dani Rojas in Ted Lasso, made his professional debut on Saturday. Fernandez was a 79th-minute substitute in El Paso Locomotive's USL Cup game vs. New Mexico United ❤️‍🔥

[Mike Conkle @cekim44685]

@bogdog44 BEEF

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

4 college graduates,
3 Masters degrees
1 Doctorate,
2 law degrees
3 Ivy League educations

All in one photo.

Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[rootwoman123 @rootwoman123]

Who did it better?

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Dolly Parton is a rich woman, but instead of obsessing about building a golden ballroom, she has made more than 300 million books accessible to children.

Be more like Dolly.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Katie Miller: “What’s a conspiracy theory that you believe in?”

Liz Wright, wife of Trump Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “…The teachers unions want to keep the students stupid so they can control them and turn them into Democrats.”

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Sometimes i regret giving oxygen to humans

[Taylor Popielarz @TaylorPopielarz]

I hosted @cspanwj this morning and had a three-time Donald Trump voter who called in to share this:

"It's hard for me to say this, but I think, if i can open up about it in public that it might help others, I wanted to believe Trump was the real deal for a long time, even though I had doubts because I knew enough about his business history to think otherwise. But now I regret my support for him and I should've known better."

"He's the worst president we've ever had and he's the most corrupt president we've ever had. I know it's hard, it took me a while to be able to say that. Very difficult when you commit yourself to believing in somebody."

https://t.co/q9Rq5b0QrW

[Mike Conkle @cekim44685]

@HirschyDave @VinnysCorner1 Thought for sure you'd say the Wizard of Oz Hirsch!

[Warren @swd2]

MAGA: "Biden didn't know where he was. He ate ice cream all day and drooled."

Also MAGA: "Biden was the smartest man alive who knew how to wreck every single aspect of Trump's 2nd term years in advance through deception and trickery. He might also be a ninja."

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The people who posted racist memes of the Obamas as apes are asking to tone down the rhetoric. 🙄

[Mike Conkle @cekim44685]

@patriottakes Aflac

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1506, an ancient statue more than 1,000 years old was dug up in Rome. The central figure, Laocoön, was missing an arm.

The pope held a contest to see who could best recreate the lost limb. Michelangelo submitted his idea, but it was not chosen.

Then, in 1906, the statue’s original arm was discovered. It turned out to be positioned almost exactly the way Michelangelo had predicted.

More rare historical photos: https://t.co/dQjceOPkrz

[Mike Conkle @cekim44685]

@Rolly_World @mpopovichREP Exactly what I was going to post!!!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1999, Australian truck driver Bill Morgan was involved in a serious accident that left him in a coma.

Even though doctors said he had no chance of living, he miraculously woke up after 12 days and was completely fine. Feeling lucky for having survived, he went on and bought a scratch lottery ticket.

The result? He won a $17,000 car. Normally, winning a car wouldn’t have made it to the news, but because of Morgan’s accident story, Channel 9 decided to do a feature on the man who was "clinically dead and came back to win the lottery."

While filming, they asked him to buy a lottery ticket so they could reenact the winning scratch. He happily obliged and started scratching the ticket on camera. To everyone's dismay, he won a further $250,000.

The coolest photos ever taken: https://t.co/UP5OjjFjqp