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@ReVesRV @ymmfsl Why is a piece of cake covering Birthday? 🥲

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@jzux My (male therapist) recently told me it was good I’ve only slept with one man because once a woman sleeps with more than 3 men she is no longer able to emotionally attach to them 🫠

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@Brandonzx3VEVO Typical android user L

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@uhhmmily I think I’ve seen this movie maybeeee like 12 times. Instant favorite

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@LeeRoy2Zero @uhhmmily Parenting style often to label strict Asian parents: tiger parents push their children to attain high levels of academic achievement or success in high-status extracurricular activities such as music or sports.

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@heartbburning @uhhmmily You get it <3

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@loozr001 @evilcanelo @gus_t_h_e_goose @tropicanapussy Chipotle I worked at was so busy we didn’t even bother putting the stickers on so we always had a ton lying around👯‍♀️

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@Brandonzx3VEVO This is obviously a lie because you do in fact know me

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@sped_bundy The one time I smoked with my mom she greened out and it was horrible.

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@OwlGoddess2 @Tweet4_Life @ChicksRule I didn't really know her because as you can imagine she was out most of the school year. But this is another reason sex ed is so important. Teaching consent and preventing abuse.

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@HarbingerMeh @Tweet4_Life @Beffernusse @ChicksRule This person is absolutely trapped in an eco chamber and cannot get a solid grasp on how reality works unfortunately :/
I gave up last night trying to talk to them but glad to see other people here making them seem even more delusional lol

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@Beffernusse @Tweet4_Life @ChicksRule It’s the fact that every reply to their tweet brings up a valid point with evidence out there to back it up and they just reply with some completely unrelated rant.

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@Tweet4_Life @ChicksRule Seeing how I’m on the internet every day I am amazed that I can still be shocked by peoples ignorance yet here we are 💀

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@Tweet4_Life @ChicksRule Um ok ?? You are ignoring my point about why comprehensive sex education is important. Your reply is saying nothing. What exactly are “liberals” trying to do with sex Ed and why does religion matter in this conversation at all? It’s irrelevant.

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@Tweet4_Life @ChicksRule Sex ed or not ppl are gonna have sex no matter what. Isn’t it better that they know the risks? To use condoms and not spread diseases? Better to avoid unwanted pregnancies, STDs, and also very importantly learn consent. I graduated 8th grade alongside a pregnant 13 year old. 🫤

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@Brandonzx3VEVO Cows are fish and flop around like fish

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Me tweeting multiple unrelated tweets mere minutes apart out of nowhere because I can’t go to sleep

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I haven’t gone to the gym the past two days cuz I’ve been waiting for my period to start and it HASNT COME. Why is it taunting me like this 😭

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I’m at that point where I really need some new songs cuz these playlists are starting to get dry…